Insult The Poster Before You!

[Revoltingest]

You make me puke!
Ya horribly offensive excuse for a woodland creature!

Oh, great...now you're salivate'n at the prospect of eat'n me puke.
Ew.

 

[Wu Wei]

has a rich an fulfilling, albeit disgusting and offensive, fantasy life

 

[Brickjectivity]

He easily learned to counter gravity and levitate while meditating only because the universe and all physical matter seek to reject him.

 

[Revoltingest]

The universe says he shames other bricks with his ineptness.

 

[DavidFirth]

Worships the wrong van. Whats wrong with Van Halen or Van Zant?

 

[Revoltingest]

Secretly prays to a little Darwin statue.
(He made it out of a Ken doll.)

 

[DavidFirth]

Secretly prays to a little Darwin statue.
(He made it out of a Ken doll.)

Not true. I made it out of a Barbie Doll!


Secretly, Revoltingest likes to play with dolls on I-75. DON'T TELL NOBODY!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Owns an Elvis Chia Pet that knows chia karate.

 

[DavidFirth]

Owns an Elvis Chia Pet that knows chia karate.

That's not supposed to be public knowledge!


Spies on people so he can post about them on here!

 

[Thief]

^has never seen a spy.....and therefore doesn't know one when he sees one

Thief is ninja!

 

[Wu Wei]

He is a dastardly, distasteful, disgraceful drifter....a vulgar cretin...an odious, loathsome, ghastly, offensive, contemptible, wretch..... and those are his good points

 

[Brickjectivity]

He plants peas in his neighbor's tomatoes and corn in their sunflowers. He thinks its a koan.

 

[Revoltingest]

He is so offensive that it's no wonder people throw him thru windows!

 

[Brickjectivity]

He is surrounded by a purple demonic miasma that makes manga writers follow him around like paparazzi.

 

[Revoltingest]

Has a vicious miasma infection in his nether regions.
He tried curing it with chlordane based cream, but
that only killed the emerald ash borers in his torso.

Note:
This is the first time in history that this insult has been used.

 

[Thief]

and hopefully the last

dumb Scot thinks (so to speak )he wants a brain

still waits for the invitation from the Wizard of Oz

 

[Revoltingest]

Doesn't want a brain.
When offered one, he turned it down cuz he heard "pain".

 

[Thief]

yes ..I have a brain
and it hurts
goes with the territory
an occasional aspirin is just fine

maybe you could try it for yourself

 

[Revoltingest]

Wants me to try his brain.
No way!
It's too girly.

 

[Thief]

look who's talking....a skirt flipping Scot^