Insult The Poster Before You!

[Revoltingest]

There was a dangerous hulking monster in that mirror!

Likes to look at her distorted image in the circus mirror in her home.
Oh....wait.....it's just an ordinary mirror.

 

[4consideration]

Hangs out on the feminine products aisle in stores and when women are shopping for necessities there, saunters up and asks "How you doin'?"

He's been hit in gut with a purse a bunch of times, but still doesn't get it.

 

[Brickjectivity]

4con doesn't worry about flash floods, because they have boat shoes that really are boats. Revoltingest lives in one of them.

 

[Wu Wei]

Likes to goose geese.... a little bit TO much

 

[Brickjectivity]

Don't mess with my Toot-toot!

 

[4consideration]

I had to stop leaving my walking shoes outside the kitchen door.

Too many mornings when I went outside, there was Brickjectivity, snuggled up in one of them -- sound asleep. That wouldn't be too bad really, because he always looked content and peaceful.

But. Man, oh man! The story changed when I tried to take my shoe away!

He'd turn into Gollum, and start sneering, "My precious! You can't take my precious from me!"

 

[Brickjectivity]

The only thing bigger than her foot is her pride!

 

[4consideration]

The only thing bigger than her foot is her pride!

Oh, well. You got me there.

I was SO proud the day you told me you were the founder and president of the 4consideration Big Foot Fan Club -- aka The 4con BFF Club. You do a great job on the newsletter!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Spoiler: 4Con's Final Evolved Form

 

[Wu Wei]

foul vile contemptible taunter of the innocent..... defiler of all that is holy.....scourge of all that is good and kind....and that's on a good day

 

[Revoltingest]

Just what goes on between him & the ranger?

 

[Wu Wei]

even Mr. Van has a restraining order against him

 

[4consideration]

Changed his name to "Mr. Van".

 

[Brickjectivity]

They opened a shoe store. I mean they opened a store in one of their shoes.

 

[Wu Wei]

Nice person...if it were not for the smell

 

[4consideration]

They opened a shoe store. I mean they opened a store in one of their shoes.

Opened up a mirror-imaged shoe store, next door to mine.

Claimed to me my sole-mate!

 

[Wu Wei]

Believes the band Kiss has the best shoes

 

[Brickjectivity]

Opened up a mirror-imaged shoe store, next door to mine.

Claimed to me my sole-mate!

I found them through the Big Foot online dating service.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Believes the band Kiss has the best shoes

Is terribly bearoggant!

 

[Wu Wei]

Doesn't even realize this is NOT gibberish

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