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Insult The Poster Before You!
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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Look who's talk'n....ya acrid smell'n, putrid poutine purloiner!
Thief
Rogue Theologian
that would be....my new invention
sure to clear the house and leave it empty
of course I use tear gas mask as I plunder
you on the other hand....need only knock on the door
the occupants will surely run out the back
and call the CDC, the police, the FBI, and the fire department
sure to clear the house and leave it empty
of course I use tear gas mask as I plunder
you on the other hand....need only knock on the door
the occupants will surely run out the back
and call the CDC, the police, the FBI, and the fire department
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
How do I know the Fire Dept. isn't a bunch of thieves like you?
His name used to be Nancy Sissypants Prettyboy.
Then he changed his middle name to Butch....to be more macho.
Then he changed his middle name to Butch....to be more macho.
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
Yeah.....I thought Lovetonsils would be a better middle name.So you got a problem with that, Sue?
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
That's insulting. You win.
Bought a bidet to use in the woods.
Only then did he discover that it needs a water supply.
Then he tried to return it, but forgot to bring the receipt.
Besides, he'd already gotten bear scat all over it.
I have it recorded...soon to be on youtube.
Only then did he discover that it needs a water supply.
Then he tried to return it, but forgot to bring the receipt.
Besides, he'd already gotten bear scat all over it.
I have it recorded...soon to be on youtube.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
You fetid, barehanded toilet scrubbing, scandalous, purveyor of poor propaganda all your "PROOF" is about as enlightening as all those fuzzy bigfoot photos you see all over the place..... and I know they are all fake...Bigfoot HATES having his picture taken and can smell a camera from 33.7692 miles away.
I might take the opportunity to insult them should I ever start taking them seriously.
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
Did you say something?
Shallow? Look who's talking! You got a lot of nerve saying someone else's mind is shallow.
I dipped my feet in that puddle once, and didn't even get the tops of my feet wet!
I dipped my feet in that puddle once, and didn't even get the tops of my feet wet!
The Holy Bottom Burp
Active Member
Must have been a small puddle with you and your size fourteens and all...
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
Better than a small brain, though...
The Holy Bottom Burp
Active Member
Ooh, listen to Einstein talking! Not clever enough to build bridges like the one in your avatar though are you? (disclaimer: just in case you are a bridge engineer I reserve the right to ridicule you in another way!)
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
No, you're clear, I'm no engineer. My brain is normal size but most on RF.com would say that the elevator stops a few floors short of the top floor.