Insult The Poster Before You!

[Wu Wei]

His son calls him Old Yeller.

WRONG!!!! It usually starts with "Crazy old"

Quick uninsulting story...kinda.... when he was 15 we were at the Y getting ready to go out to eat, it was February. I was wearing a sweat shirt, but on an insulated vest and a coat. He looks at me and says..... "3 layers...you're old".. he puts on his light jacket and we leave and get in the car, which is right next to the door. We drive the the restaurant, parking lot is full, so I have to park a little ways away from the door. As we are walking across the parking lot I can see his is cold and shivering. I then say..."I may be old, but I am not cold"

 

[Brickjectivity]

He makes friends with organ donors in hopes of getting a free Wurlitzer.

 

[DavidFirth]

Makes friends with Wurlitzer donors in hopes of gaining free organs.

 

[Revoltingest]

The only time anyone calls him "Sir" is when it's followed by something like.....
"...you're making a scene."
"...you're not supposed to eat directly out of the salad bar."
"...farting is not the proper way to thank the chef."

 

[DavidFirth]

There you go again, telling me secrets.

 

[DavidFirth]

Revoltistan is actually semi-communist. If you're good looking you get invited into a family commune. If you're ugly you get sent to the fields to work.

 

[Thief]

avatar^ is memorial to the place of execution

a family event and year end festival

 

[Wu Wei]

wow your just plain mean.... you vile vulgar vagrant

 

[Revoltingest]

He is lower than the crud found on the bottoms of lawyers' wingtip shoes!

 

[Wu Wei]

He's lower than that

 

[Revoltingest]

I wipe my shoes on him.

 

[Quagmire]

I wipe my shoes on his shoes.

 

[Revoltingest]

I wipe mine on your giggety.
And that just makes my shoes dirtier!

 

[DavidFirth]

You'd best wipe them off before you approach Mr. Van!

 

[Wu Wei]

Is jealous of @Revoltingest 's relationship with Mr Van

 

[4consideration]

He suggested a "love triangle" with @Revoltingest and Mr. Van.

Mr. Van objected.

 

[Thief]

let's stay to topic a little but more....

I don't wear shoes......
they are tabi

just kidding.....I don't even own a pair

 

[Revoltingest]

Walks barefoot cuz he likes the feel of mud squishing up between his toes.
Should we tell him that the "mud" is actually dog doodoo?

 

[Thief]

steel toe boots.....that's what I wear

real **** kickers....

I would be more than happy to kick your ****

Thief is ninja!

 

[Wu Wei]

Wears steel toed boots to look more manly..... but...it didn't work