Insult The Poster Before You!

[Brickjectivity]

He respects thief's sticky paws.

 

[Thief]

oh yes it does......they're basic black

 

[Thief]

and there's that pigeon.....again

 

[Wu Wei]

once tried to raise pigeons...they left...not even rats with wings can stand him

 

[Revoltingest]

His claw marks have been found on Kim Kardashian's butt.
(He couldn't reach all the way around though.)

 

[Brickjectivity]

He sells hummels in greasy truck stop vending machines.

 

[Wu Wei]

Sells Counterfeit Hummels out of the back of his LTD station wagon

 

[Brickjectivity]

Eats fruity Hummel breakfast cereal with station wagon marshmallow shapes.

 

[Wu Wei]

Does not understand that the truth is not an insult

 

[Revoltingest]

Collects Hummel's very rare line of sex toys.

 

[Wu Wei]

never quite got what "beating a dead horse" means

 

[Brickjectivity]

To save money his son bought a place for him in a pet columbarium.

 

[Revoltingest]

Makes vapid posts just to boost his post count!

 

[Wu Wei]

took an aptitude test in highschool... the results said he had a bright an shining future as a railroad hobo

 

[DavidFirth]

Is jealous of @Revoltingest 's relationship with Mr Van

Is it really that obvious?

 

[DavidFirth]

took an aptitude test in highschool... the results said he had a bright an shining future as a railroad hobo

Farts in the woods. And in bed.

 

[Wu Wei]

Farts in the woods. And in bed.

has a rather extensive collection of, shall we say, things animals do in the woods......

 

[Brickjectivity]

He has poor video game skillz.

 

[Wu Wei]

makes horrible coffee

 

[Brickjectivity]

His coffee is made from the dried urine of scorpions instead of from coffee beans, so tis not truly coffee. Its scorpee.