Insult The Poster Before You!

[Revoltingest]

Has 5 pairs of undies.....
Mon, Tues, Wed, Thu, Fri
Friday's must last thru Sat & Sun.
And he religiously washes them twice a year.

 

[4consideration]

Inspects other posters underwear, and keeps up with their underwear laundering schedule.

Thinks he's special, since he never washes his.

 

[Revoltingest]

Thinks she can change me.

 

[4consideration]

Thinks I'll fall for that old trick.

You can keep wearing that diaper for as long as you want. It won't work on me!

 

[Brickjectivity]

4con shakes hands with their teeth. Down 4con! Down!

 

[Revoltingest]

He is less muscular than this....

 

[Wu Wei]

Is an irresponsible, reprehensible, repugnant, reprobate

 

[Revoltingest]

Likes weepy women's movies.

 

[Wu Wei]

weeps uncontrollably at weepy women's movies

 

[DavidFirth]

Looks in the mirror and weeps

 

[Wu Wei]

looks in the mirror...and it breaks

 

[Brickjectivity]

Isn't sure which side of the mirror they are on.

 

[Wu Wei]

argues with the person in the mirror....and loses

 

[Brickjectivity]

They argue with walls, and they win.

 

[Revoltingest]

Leads an army of rats using telepathic commands.
The only problem is that some of the rats have brains more powerful than his.

 

[4consideration]

Looks up to rats with powerful brains. Asks them for advice. Pays them money for it.

 

[Revoltingest]

Rats give her bad advice as a practical joke.
That explains the fishnet stockings paired with Birkenstock sandals.

 

[DavidFirth]

Rats give her bad advice as a practical joke.

Thinks rats are his employer.

 

[Revoltingest]

Applied for a job with the rats.
They found him lacking.

 

[DavidFirth]

They liked you.