They didn't like you.
(Didn't meet their standards.)
(Didn't meet their standards.)
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Insult The Poster Before You!
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DavidFirth
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They think of you as one of their own family.
Tried to marry into the family.
Couldn't come up with the dowery (2 pieces of cheese).
Couldn't come up with the dowery (2 pieces of cheese).
Was disappointed the wedding was cancelled, since he was supposed to be the Best Man.
Was hoping for a tryst with the bride's sister at the wedding reception.
Was hoping for a tryst with the bride's sister at the wedding reception.
Was furious to not be invited.
But after that drunken twerking at the last rat wedding, no more invites for you!
But after that drunken twerking at the last rat wedding, no more invites for you!
Well, you got a lotta nerve!
For your information, next time at a wedding reception...when they call all the single ladies to the floor to catch the bouquet, and they play Beyonce's "All the Single Ladies" song -- just stay seated.
It was cute on SNL when the guys did that skit with her, but when a 60+ guy in a leotard and heels dances to it, it's just scary!
For your information, next time at a wedding reception...when they call all the single ladies to the floor to catch the bouquet, and they play Beyonce's "All the Single Ladies" song -- just stay seated.
It was cute on SNL when the guys did that skit with her, but when a 60+ guy in a leotard and heels dances to it, it's just scary!
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
Dances in the nude at weddings
...and what's wrong with that, and why aren't I invited to those kinds of weddings? Brigadoon.
I never said 4con was the one twerking.
It was you!
Sorry, but I can't hear you over the sound of that turnip between your shoulders.
Steals candy from babies.
Starts "The Bunny Hop" (dance) everywhere he goes.
It's ok at weddings, but it's really weird at tool shows.
It's ok at weddings, but it's really weird at tool shows.
Attends tool shows.
Wears big pants.
Exclaims it's....
Wears big pants.
Exclaims it's....
Picketed in front of Harbor Freight for a week. It was not because he didn't like their tools.
It was because they refused to carry the "new" product he was trying to market, "The Amazing Universal Tool for All Occasions".
It's just a fork @Revoltingest. Everyone has them!
It was because they refused to carry the "new" product he was trying to market, "The Amazing Universal Tool for All Occasions".
It's just a fork @Revoltingest. Everyone has them!
Fool doesn't know that it was a spork...not a fork.
You have a sharp little.....oh....."stick".
Thief wears headphones everywhere to give him heavy thoughts.