Was he hairy, Wu the bear?
Fuzzy fairy, in his lair?
Likes his dresses.
Bows in tresses.
Does he know why people stare?
Fuzzy fairy, in his lair?
Likes his dresses.
Bows in tresses.
Does he know why people stare?
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Daemon Sophic
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Digs ditches with his shovel,
and likes to write poetry.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
for buttered scones for tea.
He's a Scottsman, and he's OK
He digs all night and he sleeps all day.
He wears high heels
He skips and jumps
and hangs around in bars
He wishes he were a girlie
just like his dear papa.
Can't use the subjunctive case.
Bear grammar....it's a wonder we can understand him at all.
Bear grammar....it's a wonder we can understand him at all.
His life's goal is to understand me.
Confuses "apprehension" with "comprehension".
In every group of friends the bear tends to have the worst breath.
His co-workers call him "bear breath".
Keeps his breath minty fresh by eating dental hygienists.
His hygienist caught a fungus from Rev's teeth and got very sick.
Keeps his teeth clean by having the Tidy Bowl Man around.
Listerine in his mouth turns to venom. Its a miracle!
His real name is Wu Wei Ting Tooey Tyoo.
Like some ancient wizened Boston socialite, he still wears white gloves when out shopping.