His parents recessive neanderthal genes combined and obtained expression in him.
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Insult The Poster Before You!
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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Can't think of an insult, so he goes with the obvious truth.
No imagination!
He says his brain is being held for him in trust.
He keeps his brain in the refrigerator.
The problem is that when his body goes to get it, his head lacks the info about its location.
The problem is that when his body goes to get it, his head lacks the info about its location.
Has the mind of a bear.
Looking at his thought bubble, we see......
"Whare should I s**t? Oh, yeah...in the woulds!"
"Which hiker shood I disembowil & eet? Hmmm...I feal like Chinese tonite....hiker #2!"
Note the poor spelling even in his thinking.
Looking at his thought bubble, we see......
"Whare should I s**t? Oh, yeah...in the woulds!"
"Which hiker shood I disembowil & eet? Hmmm...I feal like Chinese tonite....hiker #2!"
Note the poor spelling even in his thinking.
DavidFirth
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Horrible bear! You're one to talk. You stinketh.
He keeps his brain in a blender, because nobody will ever think to look for it there.
DavidFirth
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Oh, go eat a brick!
I know what that really means.
You have a firthy mouth!
You have a firthy mouth!
DavidFirth
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Mr. Van told me he wants to regurgitate you.
Mr Van says you treat your car poorly....cheap gas, cheap oil, & inadequate air pressure.
DavidFirth
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Shhhhhhhhhhhh, my baby might hear you!
He's such a nut that he proposed to his wife by hiding a ring inside of a cantaloupe.
His game show fantasy involves him walking through a slug cage with a jello backpack, searching for his lost id.
He really wants to join the Secret Service to guard Frank Underwood.
(I hate to tell him that it's just a TV show.)
(I hate to tell him that it's just a TV show.)
...is Frank Underwood's angry trusting constituent, but its just a TV show.