He offered to donate his body to Science, but they said it was just too boring.
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DavidFirth
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Science rejected his body
He couldn't even donate his body to 2nd hand science.
DavidFirth
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A zombie refused to inhabit his body after he dies.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Secretly plots to overthrow the Apple Inc....because no matter how hard he tries...he just can't seem to take another bite out of the apple
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Doesn't know when to shut his pie hole and stay out if other peoples business
DavidFirth
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Makes other people's business his business. Arrested 61 times for peeping Tom.
He learned to speak by watching Kung Fu movies. That's why he's always so gruff and weird.
DavidFirth
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No. Like an iron mask.
After he learned to speak, he started learning to walk. Now he always crosses the room like he's in a battle.
DavidFirth
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The ladies call him ole broken sword.
DavidFirth
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Everybody knows you're supposed to be holding a dagger or a sword in Shakespeare's plays!
Shook a spear and thought he was Shakespeare.