A hick who can't see the city for the people.
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Insult The Poster Before You!
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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Wanted to star in the musical comedy version of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
He applied to be in Disney's Spaceballs On Ice.
He was accepted for the Ice Capades.
Brickjectivity is so jealous!
Brickjectivity is so jealous!
Dresses up as a Teletubby when he's feeling "frisky".
DavidFirth
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Thinks he's one of Mr. Van's lungs.
He hugs Mr Van's left front tire inappropriately.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Gets unreasonably upset whenever someone else gets near Mr Van and has been heard calling Mr van an unfaithful trollop at boy scout car washes...has also challenged numerous Boy Scouts to duels over the affections of Mr Van at those car washes.....
Calls Boy Scouts "dessert".
Calls Girl Scouts "appetizers".
Calls Booboo "Snookums".
Calls Girl Scouts "appetizers".
Calls Booboo "Snookums".
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
Eats only vegetables and an occasional rat's gizzard.
Rats don't have gizzards, ya ignant, bean snap'n, Kleenex washer!
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
'Course they don't cuz the bar dun et 'em all, ya varmint!
Secretly prints and sells unlicensed Dianetics copies in virgin territories.
Was L Ron Hubbard's ghost writer.
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
I don't dine in no attic and thar aint no more virgins, you flee bit nag, you!
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
L Ron Hubbard's ghost dun come out durin' the 'clipse and nabbed the boy.
He's a tap dancing pogo stick master lost in a muddy no-bounce world.