Thief
Rogue Theologian
and kicking your nuts is the art.....yes it is
of course....if your nuts are numb.....
i will aim higher
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- Thread starter Revoltingest
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of course....if your nuts are numb.....
i will aim higher
His avatar symbolizes his penchant for pigeon chess.
That's cuz with yer usual bumbling ways, ya stuck yerself where ya dinna belong!
His jeans have been stuck over his head since he was twelve.
You thread-spinning weirdo from hell!
Tried to sell his soul to The Devil.
But our Dark Lord found it far too small &
wizened for the price (a dozen donuts).
But our Dark Lord found it far too small &
wizened for the price (a dozen donuts).
He's got the devil's soul in a jar. Now everything bad that happens is his responsibility.
While the Devil turned down the offer of his soul, I decided the deal was profitable.
So now I own his soul, which I keep in a small jar, taking it out only when I stick
dirty needles in it, & force it to watch Adam Sandler movies.
How were the donuts?
So now I own his soul, which I keep in a small jar, taking it out only when I stick
dirty needles in it, & force it to watch Adam Sandler movies.
How were the donuts?
Torturing me isn't enough to satisfy. To internalize the pain he endlessly watches Catwoman.
Doesn't know that my "catwoman" is...
Doesn't want to admit that post made by @Revoltingest was not about Rev's Guido, but was about Rev's fantasy woman.
Is trying to get Rev. distracted because Thief wants the cat woman all to himself.
Is trying to get Rev. distracted because Thief wants the cat woman all to himself.
4consideration has a collection of laboratory equipment and likes to clone Thief in a jar. When asked why 4con always replies that Thief belongs in a jar.
He claims to be a D-Day veteran, which is a hard sell for someone born after WW2 ended.
Claims that he dated Martha Stewart, but he has no taste.
Pretended to be Martha Stewart (thinking that then he could date me).
He really looked the part until the clothes came off.
Ew.
He really looked the part until the clothes came off.
Ew.