Insult The Poster Before You!

[Wu Wei]

He claims to be a D-Day veteran, which is a hard sell for someone born after WW2 ended.

Not an insult, sorry, but I was once stopped on the street by a guy sitting really really wrong for someone that was supposedly confined to a wheel chair.... he saw be and said.... "have any money for a Nam vet" .... the kid younger than I was younger than I was.... my response was..."You're younger than I am, and I am to young to be a Nam vet...you also need another schtick"

 

[Revoltingest]

Not an insult, sorry, but I was once stopped on the street by a guy sitting really really wrong for someone that was supposedly confined to a wheel chair.... he saw be and said.... "have any money for a Nam vet" .... the kid younger than I was younger than I was.... my response was..."You're younger than I am, and I am to young to be a Nam vet...you also need another schtick"

I've heard of a "vet" who flew an F-16 in the VN War.

 

[sun rise]

Failed to disambiguate the word 'knew'.

 

[Wirey]

Used 'disambiguate' in a sentence on purpose just so his Word of the Day calendar wasn't a complete waste of money.

 

[Revoltingest]

His experimental pemmican recipe based upon haggis & muktuk isn't working out.
Too much sour cream?

 

[Wirey]

Was kicked out of Steve Bannon's office for being "not liberal enough".

 

[Revoltingest]

Is thoroughly disrespected by those who respect him highly.

 

[Brickjectivity]

He managed to corrupt Wirey somehow.

 

[DavidFirth]

Is a few bricks short of a load

 

[Revoltingest]

Pigeon poop is causing his nuts to rust.
An unsafe bridge have we here?

 

[DavidFirth]

An unfounded rumor, no doubt.

Once charged a toll as a troll at a local bridge.

 

[Brickjectivity]

His Centipede scores are abysmal. He can't get past the first screen of Pac Man. Not a gamer.

 

[Thief]

Pigeon poop is causing his nuts to rust.
An unsafe bridge have we here?

did I read that right?!

he has pigeon poop?......on his nuts?

 

[Wirey]

Despite his name, he refuses to steal, preferring instead to donate to Ninjas.

 

[Thief]

and how do you think I get the proceeds to do so?

stupid Popsicle

 

[Revoltingest]

Is utterly unaware that to a Canuckistanian snowman, the term "popsickle" refers to his ding dong in a mouthworthy sense.
Ew.


Ewwwwww!

 

[Brickjectivity]

He was educated in a barn by zealous sheep and became mired in their cultist ways.

 

[Revoltingest]

He traumatized those sheep with unwanted affection.

 

[Brickjectivity]

He still drinks a glass of sheep milk every morning and prays for deliverance from farmers.

 

[Revoltingest]

He finds sheep milk disgusting, & prefers chicken milk,
which he harvests himself.....from very surprised roosters.