Insult The Poster Before You!

[Revoltingest]

He's always getting in the way!

Nonsense, it was those big fat trolls chasing her!

Took Mr. Van to a mechanical car wash and Mr. Van was offended because he had wanted to go to the bikini car wash instead. Of course he did.

Where's the insult?
Bikini car washes are far far more suited to Mr Van than those cold impersonal mechanical ones.

He likes to wash his car wearing a bikini.
And he makes suggestive movements while doing so.

 

[DavidFirth]

He likes to wash his car wearing a bikini.
And he makes suggestive movements while doing so.

He wore a bikini to a car wash and got himself arrested for public endangerment.

Yep, that's exactly what happened.

Threw a brick at Hilary Clinton and won an award.

 

[Wirey]

Can imitate the smell of rotten cheese.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Inside of us all there is a spark of creativity and a capacity to manipulate it, and inside of Wirey there is also a very large resistor.

 

[DavidFirth]

Where's the insult?

The last time I insulted you Mr. Van spouted clouds of smoke out of his tail pipe at me. No, thanks, I don't like that!

Threw a brick at Wirey and hit his wife instead. Now lives next to Rover in the doghouse.

 

[Wirey]

Name translates in Lebanese to "The Hairy Backed One".

 

[Revoltingest]

He once hit on a gal, who responded with....
"I'm a lesbian."
He responded....
"So, how are things in Beirut?"

 

[Wirey]

Considers that shovel an act of mercy.

 

[Revoltingest]

It is!

Tried to join the Shovel Club with a hand trowel...a pink one!

 

[Wu Wei]

He once hit on a gal, who responded with....
"I'm a lesbian."
He responded....
"So, how are things in Beirut?"

Has a multitude of euphemisms for his perverse proclivities and he likes to shout them out in crowded elevators and then giggle about it

Considers that shovel an act of mercy.

uses most of Revoltingest's euphemisms at the office...generally throws them in right after "How ya doin"

 

[Brickjectivity]

He tried checking into an asylum, but they could not tolerate him even as just a visitor.

 

[Revoltingest]

He likes going to laughing academies, & singing....

 

[Wu Wei]

Not such a bad guy if it wasn't for the stench..... aw who am I trying to kid... the stench is his best quality

 

[Brickjectivity]

I can't really blame God for loving me more, though God is impartial.

 

[Thief]

I can't really blame God for loving me more, though God is impartial.

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[Brickjectivity]

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He eats the pearl and wears the oyster.

 

[Revoltingest]

His secret desire is to eat Spongebob Squarepants....with Vegemite instead of cocktail sauce!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Somebody put something funny into his ketchup.

 

[Revoltingest]

He wants to make it illegal for me to watch The Simpsons!

 

[Brickjectivity]

If I let him watch the Simpson's its a slippery slope to Futurama.