Insult The Poster Before You!

[DavidFirth]

Take that, you bears of the world!

Insults other bears because he refuses to hibernate and steals their leftover pic a nic baskets while they sleep.

 

[Revoltingest]

Once hid in a pickanick basket, intending to frighten a bear.

 

[Wu Wei]

WHOA!!! hold on there guys..... now you're talking pick-a-nick baskets.....so before we go ANY further

 

[DavidFirth]

"Yeah, and if it weren't for those blasted kids bears I'd have gotten away with it, too!"

Hangs out on RF.com rather than what he ought to be doing.

 

[Revoltingest]

Is far too young & virile to spend so much time on RF!

 

[Wu Wei]

Is far to..... nah that would be to easy.... so I'll just go for his is personal hygiene challenged

Hangs out on RF.com rather than what he ought to be doing.

hmmm.... had not thought of that...you've got a point.....well..... in that case


Bye

 

[Revoltingest]

Bear looks like he's doing a nude movie scene.
Children, avert your eyes!

 

[Wu Wei]

likes to wear his kilt, and only his kilt, on his head and run around in shopping malls yelling "I'm a little Daisy"

 

[4consideration]

Walks around the mall behind @Revoltingest wearing this shirt.

 

[Revoltingest]

Gets her exercise by walking around the mall with other blue haired ladies.
How y'all do'n?

 

[4consideration]

Carries a Rx bottle of Viagra with him and chases blue haired ladies around the mall, performing this:

Hey, at least you prompt old gals to jog!

 

[Revoltingest]

I don't chase....that's too vigorous.
I mosey....or sometimes saunter....& on rare occasions schlep.

The poster before me sells fake Viagra on street corners.
She makes it herself from crushed chalk, flour, & Sweet Tarts.

 

[Wu Wei]

In private...he always calls Mr Van Schnookums

 

[Revoltingest]

In private, he calls me snookums!

 

[Wu Wei]

he never wears his hearing aide...but thats ok... apparently he does not realize I am referring to him a snackums.....

 

[Revoltingest]

He wants to eat me because he imagines that I taste like haggis.

 

[4consideration]

Applied a new scent called Hitchhiker's Musk behind his ears (and a few other places, but we won't talk about that.)

When Wu Wei began chasing him he ran away yelling, "No. Don't. Stop. Don't stop! Don't stop!:"

 

[Revoltingest]

How is that an insult?

She's so bad at insulting people, that I expect her to tell me I'm overly handsome & suave!

 

[4consideration]

You ARE overly handsome and suave, in a smelly Sasquatch sort of way.

 

[Revoltingest]

Sasquatch is so manly...in an animalistic kind of way.

What next....will you tell me that I'm sensitive & intelligent!?