Insult The Poster Before You!

[Revoltingest]

Engineering was indeed often playing.
The previous poster always wanted to be a telephone sanitizer on Golgafrincham.

 

[Wu Wei]

Any phone he has ever used is in dire need of sanitization..... burning works best

 

[Revoltingest]

He told NASA he had a great idea about exploring the Sun.
To keep the ship from burning up, it would go at night.

 

[Wu Wei]

And they would have done it too...if it wasn't for those pesky kids.

By the way, he believes the moon is actually made out of cheese

 

[Brickjectivity]

He believes whatever his wife tells him to, because if he doesn't she'll reveal his true species.

 

[Wu Wei]

Posted above comment because his wife told him it was ok to do so

 

[Revoltingest]

As a child he dreamed of selling life insurance.
Alas, his adulthood lacked ambition.

 

[Wu Wei]

As a child his dream was to do no work and lay about living off the hard earned pay of others
As an adult he achieves his dream

 

[Thief]

yeah right....
and a bear rug does what?

 

[Revoltingest]

As a child his dream was to do no work and lay about living off the hard earned pay of others
As an adult he achieves his dream

That's not an insult.
It's glorious!

The poster before me is the one who stole the kishka.
And he can keep it.

 

[Thief]

oh no.....I left it for the bear

and he ate it

dumb bear

you too....Scotty

 

[DavidFirth]

Stole a clock but forgot how to tell time.

 

[Revoltingest]

He once tried to tell time.
But time wouldn't listen.

 

[DavidFirth]

He once tried to tell time.
But time wouldn't listen.

Time doesn't have time for me. I'm so sad!


Speaks soothing words to Mr. Van and hums lullabies so Mr. Van can get to sleep. But sometimes farts in the middle of the lullabies...

 

[Revoltingest]

Likes to smell awkward emanations.

 

[DavidFirth]

Likes to smell awkward emanations.

No, I don't! I just frequently get kind whiffs of stuff is all!

Imagines himself beating Democrats with his shovel daily.

 

[Wu Wei]

No, I don't! I just frequently get kind whiffs of stuff is all!

Imagines himself beating Democrats with his shovel daily.

He's the official shovel salesman for the US Congress

oh no.....I left it for the bear

and he ate it

dumb bear

you too....Scotty

Suffers from an extreme case of bear envy...tries to cover it up by insulting bears

 

[Revoltingest]

Takes bear insults very personally, often running off to hide for a good cry.

 

[DavidFirth]

Takes Vantology too seriously in that Van Morrison rolls with the punches.

 

[Wu Wei]

Insults bears regularly..... by phone....from the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying beware of the leopard.