He said I stole his glasses. Its none of his business. Busybody.
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He stole my shoes!
He broke a trailer axle hauling your shoes!
Sold @Brickjectivity a trailer with plastic axles!
He does not respect 4con's feet properly.
Idolizes my feet, but is about a week late on the offerings to my feet.
She's proud of her over-used joke...
"Big feet run in my family."
"Big feet run in my family."
Recently opened 4consideration Shoe Museum and Shoe Polishing Fun Park -- right next to his Old Tool Museum.
Those whoppers could end a war.
Thinks these create peace....
Used to try and pick up gals (in his single days) by telling them he had one.
The phrase, "try and", suggests success.
Wrongo pongo!
He is the son of an elemental jello and a briar patch.
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
That could get rather sticky, messy and thorny.
He dances with a load of bricks on his back. He says it makes him stronger. The ladies don't like it, though.
He dances with a load of bricks on his back. He says it makes him stronger. The ladies don't like it, though.
He is so dangerous that the next bad hurricane will be named "DavidFirth'.
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
Yes, and they will build bridges all over the place and call them "Firth of Forth Bridge copy in the name of the great David Firth."
Previous poster thinks his van is his brother. He wonders who their parents were and how this was possible. Did they evolve from a Buick or a Chevy or an ape with wheels?
Mr Van is the best brother a guy could have....loyal....trustworthy....smart....capacious....& white (to reflect sunlight).
The above poster discriminates against white vans.
He calls them "privileged"!
The above poster discriminates against white vans.
He calls them "privileged"!
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
I do not. They are privileged because they all are the same color as Mr. Van, the ultimate elite of vans!
Previous poster thinks David Firth is a troll at the Firth of Forth bridge.
The previous poster was kicked off The View for making a pass at Whoopi.
Man, don't you talk about my Whoopi! I'll scratch your pretty little van!