The poster above me believes that Samantha Bee is a genius
with keen political insight & a brilliant sense of humor.
with keen political insight & a brilliant sense of humor.
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Insult The Poster Before You!
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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He is gray as a goat, green as a grasshopper and goofy as a golf player.
He's the inspiration for a new term of violence "vanabuse"
Is responsible for Garmin's confusing directions & programming quirks.
And she left the toilet seat up.
What was that about?
And she left the toilet seat up.
What was that about?
Trust me, it's much better when I use a lot of words to tell you were to go.
This dude actually followed my directions...
...even though, (due to my originally being from New Orleans,) my directions don't say something like " travel east on ___ hwy" but begin with, "Ok. Head toward the lake. Turn right where the old Burger King used to be."
Here's a triple insult! 
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
My computer does my math for me.
He wears a bear suit to hide the fact that he looks like this...
Thief
Rogue Theologian
ok...you got me.....Wears a ninja disguise to cover up who he REALLY is
I used to do a LOT of that
but now that you know.......
you must become a rug
C'mon, Brain! Grow some more cells and stop embarrassing us!
When Thief was a new apprentice, the boys in the shop sent him to find a monodirectional money obfuscation sack. He's still looking for it.
When he was an apprentice, they sent him to the tool crib for some prefamulated amulite.
He says he found it, but he won't show it to anyone.
He says he found it, but he won't show it to anyone.
He was apprenticed to a golf caddie. He kept repossessing the balls, so they apprenticed him to a bail bondsman. Then he kept skipping rope instead of skip tracing, so they apprenticed him to a gymnastic instructor. Instead of instructing the gymnasts he kept abstracting, so they apprenticed him to a modern artist. By such means he kept getting re-apprenticed over and over and never quite able to find the right niche, until finally they apprenticed him to an engineer. At last he could screw around all day and still get the job done.