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4consideration

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I would not eat yogurt, you fool.
I would not eat it in a pool.
I would not scoff in a car.
I would not slurp it in a bar.
I would not, could not on a bed.
I would not eat it with Uncle Fred.

I will not eat yogurt you see.
I will not eat it, though you plea!
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Would eat yogurt in the dale.
Would eat yogurt if on sale.
Would eat yogurt on a garbage barge.
Would eat yogurt extra large.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
His rhyming tries are most inept
His efforts are no use, except
they entertain
his tiny brain.
Leave rhyming to those more adept.

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Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Talking about Mr. Van
such a rolling garbage can!
Can't you think of something good?
Don't you know vans wear a hood?
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Think he's poet
he doesn't know it
his feet show it
they're Long fellows
 
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Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
He copies rhymes from out of books
steals recipes from other cooks
but someday soon
his check will bounce
and that is when poetry counts
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
He was the bear's cell mate in prison.
He used to walk along side the bear, holding the bear's out-turned pocket....the sign of the submissive significant other.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
His real name is Percy Dovetonsils.
(It used to be Haywood Yapinchme, so he changed it to something less troublesome.)
 
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