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Insult The Poster Before You!
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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Here he is at breakfast time...
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
Likes to wear bras to work
He cannot be trussed-ed.
DavidFirth
Well-Known Member
Threw a brick at a fire extinguisher and started a riot in downtown Detroit. Later complained that the riot was too small.
Whenever he gets a new apprentice he waits for it to rain hard then sends them to the hardware store to buy some 2 by 2 Gopher wood. He tells them its in preparation for a flood. When they return to the shop they find that the door has been sealed against them.
He likes being Thief's apprentice.
He has studied long & hard to become a clown.
Alas, he must give up his dream because of an allergy to rubber noses.
Now he's becoming a mime.
He thinks he's brilliant because he invented the talking mime.
Alas, he must give up his dream because of an allergy to rubber noses.
Now he's becoming a mime.
He thinks he's brilliant because he invented the talking mime.
Was really inappropriate with a talking mime. I was appalled.
After the mime finished talking, @Revoltingest got right up in his face and, "Hey, mime! I don't wanna hear about it. SHOW ME how you're feeling!"
Everyone made sad face.
Don't worry. I bought the mime a café au lait
After the mime finished talking, @Revoltingest got right up in his face and, "Hey, mime! I don't wanna hear about it. SHOW ME how you're feeling!"
Everyone made sad face.
Don't worry. I bought the mime a café au lait
Hits on mimes.
Tries to rescue them from invisible boxes.
Tries to rescue them from invisible boxes.
I don't think so!
I distinctly remember making up a scene where I was having an innocent discussion with @Revoltingest and you ran up, smacked me on the arm and said, "Hands off, missy...he's mime!"
I distinctly remember making up a scene where I was having an innocent discussion with @Revoltingest and you ran up, smacked me on the arm and said, "Hands off, missy...he's mime!"
Asks her husband to dress & talk just like me.
He tried, but he couldn't get anywhere near your at you finest.
Give him credit, though. He tried.
The best he could do, was:
Imagines that she's married to Marius Pudzianowski.
At least it's a high quality delusion.
(He's one of the strongest men in the world.)
He's got a pet dried turd which he polishes and kennels.
He wants to mate my pet turd with his pet turd,
& then show the offspring at turd shows.
That only works for purebreds, foolish one!
& then show the offspring at turd shows.
That only works for purebreds, foolish one!