Insult The Poster Before You!

[Thief]

oh crap....

 

[4consideration]

I see @Thief has entered his bid to get in on the action!

 

[Thief]

oh yeah.....it's all about to hit the fan

Thief is ninja!
distraction is a technique!

 

[Revoltingest]

As people say, "the thief hit the fan".

 

[Thief]

with a bag of crap

DUCK!

 

[Wu Wei]

Thinks being called a fabulist is a compliment..... take that one anyway you want...there are at least 2 different insults there....

 

[Thief]

deception is a technique!

Thief is ninja!

 

[Revoltingest]

He puts the "ninny" in "ninja".

 

[Thief]

and you are sooooooooooo Revolting(est)

 

[4consideration]

Thinks he's going to get "brownie" points by complimenting @Revoltingest.

 

[Thief]

oh no.....no thank you
he can keep his brown stuff to himself

that goes for you too

 

[DavidFirth]

@4consideration
Stuck her wing in a light socket and flew at the speed of light to a distant galaxy only to discover that no one cares.

 

[Thief]

at least it was quick

you on the other hand.....are soooooooooooooooooo slow!

 

[Wu Wei]

His ninja pals refer to him as Clumsy Ninja...there is even an app based on his "skill"

 

[DavidFirth]

Tried to steal the president's toupe and got caught in the Oval Office toilet instead.

 

[Wu Wei]

Makes bridges out of rusty old cars, chewing gum and zip ties

 

[Revoltingest]

Enjoyed public school because of all the complimentary free gum provided under the chairs.

 

[Brickjectivity]

"Now listen to me carefully!" said the fool.

 

[Revoltingest]

He listens carefully to me.
But better to me than to the dangerous voices in his head.
They command him to throw oiled trouts at elderly women's hats.

 

[DavidFirth]

Mr. Van shares his oil with him. They drink it down faster than a fly on shxt.