DavidFirth
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Eats succotash and beans and farts loudly at weddings.
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Insult The Poster Before You!
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Farting is one of life's pleasures for which there is no penalty, except at weddings. This is why he always cries at weddings.
He's a staff infection.
DavidFirth
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You don't have to tell everybody!
Insists on "trying out the bride" at weddings
DavidFirth
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Delete your post. Now, you're messing me up!
Is always messed up.
DavidFirth
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Messes up Trump's hair
Combs it gently...over and over and over again.
Her feet are so big they fart on their own.
His feet are so dainty, that he's an internet sensation with foot fetishists.
Most people die of natural causes. He's going to die if he forgets to leave the windows open at night.
When he was in the submarine corps, he insisted on sleeping with a window open.
He's so stupid that he shakes a spear every morning thinking it makes him part of the intelligentsia. It doesn't, and its why he has tennis elbow.
He can be put in his place with a mere wagging finger.....
His Doritos got stolen by a squirrel working together with a pigeon gang.
His life's goal is to some day be as cool as Milhouse Van Houten.
