Insult The Poster Before You!

[Revoltingest]

Secretly buys a perfume I created....
Eau de Cologne Deplorable Nouveau

 

[DavidFirth]

Secretly uses Britney Spears perfume

 

[Revoltingest]

Is actually Britney Spears in disguise.

 

[DavidFirth]

I wish I had her money!

Thinks Mr. Van is Britney's boyfriend. Is jealous.

 

[Brickjectivity]

His misquotes are getting embarrassing. He says to win one for the zipper.

 

[Revoltingest]

Learned the hard way that it is better to have pecker
trax on one's zipper, than zipper trax on one's pecker.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Seems to get lost in the analogy sometimes.

 

[Wu Wei]

is indecent, immoral, irresponsible, irritating and intoxicated..... other than that....not such a bad guy

 

[Revoltingest]

Has a weak tummy.

 

[Wu Wei]

he's just jealous of my ability to get the last fry

 

[Revoltingest]

Is easily tricked by humans.

 

[Wu Wei]

Humans are so easy to fool..... he's just upset he didn't think of this

 

[Revoltingest]

He eats ham off the floor.
MMMM......floor ham.....mmmmmmmmm.....

 

[Wu Wei]

is easily taken in by scams at lumberyards

 

[DavidFirth]

Picks his nose with salty french fries.

 

[Brickjectivity]

He slams great ideas like picking noses with salty french fries. Viva la saveur.

 

[Revoltingest]

He violates the Revoltian maxim....
You can pick your friends....& you can pick your nose....but you can't pick your friend's nose.

 

[Wu Wei]

looking exclusively for talking Billy Goats, he hides under bridges on interstate highways and yells "Who's that tripping over my bridge?" can't quite figure out why he has not yet found one

 

[Revoltingest]

He'll buy anything he sees on TV.
(He owns 2 pairs of snake mittens.)

 

[DavidFirth]

Thinks a ham radio is edible