Insult The Poster Before You!

[Wu Wei]

He'll buy anything he sees on TV.
(He owns 2 pairs of snake mittens.)

Of course I have 2 pair you cretin..... I have 4 paws ya bear hatin' low down no account tractor molester

 

[Wu Wei]

Thinks a ham radio is edible

Keeps getting in the way.... has no idea when he is not wanted

 

[Revoltingest]

Mistakenly bought mittens for snakes instead of mittens made from snakes.

 

[DavidFirth]

Thought they had said cranes when they were handing out brains and skipped out that day

 

[DavidFirth]

Mistakenly bought mittens for snakes instead of mittens made from snakes.

Is a snake

 

[Revoltingest]

Fails to recognize the advantage of no brains....zombie proof!

 

[Wu Wei]

is an avid supporter of a Zombie apocalypse.... that way he to could finally be a member of Mensa

 

[Revoltingest]

He thinks the very name, "Mensa", is a micro-aggression because of the inherent sexism of having "Men" in the name.

 

[Wu Wei]

Thinks Mensa is an acronym for Mean Evil Nasty Scottish Attendants

 

[Revoltingest]

Doesn't know that it really does stand for that.

 

[Wu Wei]

see...told ya that is what he thought....

 

[Revoltingest]

Belongs to BENSA....
Bears Eating Nude Scots Alone

 

[Wu Wei]

He has an unnatural and rather creepy obsession with bears.... and farm animals

 

[Revoltingest]

Is an unnatural & rather creepy bear....who wants to be a farm animal.

 

[Wu Wei]

Is entirely unable to come up with original insults...... exposure to all that sewer gas has effected his brain

 

[DavidFirth]

Bears have witty bitty pea brains.

 

[Wu Wei]

Bears have witty bitty pea brains.

Which is still infinitely bigger that the brain of a bridge....oh wait...bridges don't have brains

 

[DavidFirth]

Bridges don't need brains. If you had a brain bigger than a pea you'd know that.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Nutter who talks to bears.

 

[Wu Wei]

agreed...but you do realize you're talking to a bridge right