Insult The Poster Before You!

[savagewind]

Doesn't love me back.

 

[DavidFirth]

Thinks he is all that.

I am all that! And don't you forget it!

Loves trees and birds but not in that order

 

[Wu Wei]

Do yourself a favor and never EVER ask him what he does with asparagus

 

[Wirey]

Has paid thousands to see if he can get Grizzly Adams cloned.

 

[Brickjectivity]

The above poster should wear a spare tire instead of a hat, because they think everything revolves around them.

 

[DavidFirth]

Worships kilns.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Its impossible to worship kilns, but somehow he knows a way.

 

[DavidFirth]

Taught me how to worship kilns

 

[Wirey]

Taught Michael Jackson how to sound manly.

 

[Brickjectivity]

He taught The Hoff how to jive.

 

[Wirey]

Makes the Hoff his special hamburgers.

 

[Revoltingest]

He looks at Harvey Weinstein, & thinks to himself....
Dang, if only I were that handsome a hunk!

 

[Thief]

.....looks in the mirror....and goes out to get drunk

 

[Revoltingest]

He looks in the mirror....& the mirror goes out to get drunk!

 

[Wu Wei]

Is usually drunk.... no mirrors necessary

 

[Revoltingest]

Is one of those insufferable types who says he's "high on life".

 

[Wu Wei]

spent most of his life high....usually on scotch

 

[Brickjectivity]

James Cameron called to see if he'd do a bit part in a documentary about bears who can't read or think.

 

[Wu Wei]

Jealous of my star power

 

[DavidFirth]

Refuses to hibernate; watches Daffy Duck cartoons and tries to emulate him instead.