Insult The Poster Before You!

[Wu Wei]

APPARENTLY can't tell the difference between Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny

 

[Revoltingest]

He is easily tricked into saying "Shoot me now!".

 

[Wirey]

Is so lazy his wife once watered him and put him in the window so he could get some sun (that one's actually true).

 

[Revoltingest]

He's jealous cuz I don't sit in a windowless cubicle all day!
And my leaf rot problem is all cleared up now.

 

[Thief]

how about your flakes?

you've been flakey....soooooooooooo long!

 

[Revoltingest]

He's really disappointed that Anthony Weiner is in prison.
No more exchanging saucy text messages.

 

[Thief]

you know nothing

and besides that.....your post lacks credibility

(and who the hell is Weiner?)

 

[Revoltingest]

Doesn't even know whom he texts with.
Well.....

 

[Wirey]

Exposed his wiener repeatedly. No one could tell.

 

[Thief]

no one looked
if someone had....they would have laughed and giggled
all the while texting the New York Post

 

[Revoltingest]

Has fantasies about having sword fights with other guys.

 

[DavidFirth]

Has fantasies involving leprechauns, billy goats and pitch forks

 

[Revoltingest]

Nuthin like having goats roasted on pitchforks by leprechauns!
Next time, we'll cook them on a bridge.
Guess which one!

 

[Wu Wei]

Has fantasies involving leprechauns, billy goats and pitch forks

Oh...now I understand why he is planning on dressing as a Billy goat leprechaun who carries a pitch fork for Halloween

Nuthin like having goats roasted on pitchforks by leprechauns!
Next time, we'll cook them on a bridge.
Guess which one!

Eats really REALLY strange things...

 

[Revoltingest]

He'd rather eat tofu than roasted goat meat.
Then he finishes it off with "lite" beer.

 

[Wu Wei]

THEMS FIGHTIN' WORDS....Ya foul mouth lyin blatherskite lovin van abuser..... I DON'T DRINK LITE BEER!!!!!! BLECH!!!!!!

Light beer....... BLASPHAMY!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

Hah!
I knew that would get his goat.

 

[Wu Wei]

He has been after my goat for years...any goat actually...he has a thing for..... goats...as well as a thing for fireman's boots too

 

[DavidFirth]

Prefers salad to fresh deer meat

 

[Revoltingest]

He started the whole obsession with kale as a "super food".