DavidFirth
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Eats bricks.
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Insult The Poster Before You!
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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He was in a skiing accident. By which I mean he was too scared to go down the hill and had to be rescued.
Recently, very recently
in a galaxy so near
so near that its this one
there was a sneaky no good bear
in a galaxy so near
so near that its this one
there was a sneaky no good bear
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
and in that very near galaxy
that sneaky no good bear
was seduced by the dark side
and so the jedi got to call him names
that sneaky no good bear
was seduced by the dark side
and so the jedi got to call him names
Everyone at the White House hates him.
He's the evil dark pope, the super sneakrit one who lives under a pile of old bullet casings and pinches waitresses.
He's so politically correct that after pinching a waitress, he had to pinch a waiter to avoid feeling guilty!
Wrote a book on slobber as an art medium.
Buys Wu Wei's art works.
Pays top dollar, & displays them in his home to impress guests.
Pays top dollar, & displays them in his home to impress guests.
He uses Wu Wei's slobber as a stool softener.
He fails to appreciate the versatility of Wu's slobber.
He thinks Anne Hathaway would go for him, but she would not. First of all she is half his age. Second of all she prefers humans.
He prefers Miss Hathaway (from the Beverly Hillbillies).
But she would rather date Harvey Weinstein than him!
But she would rather date Harvey Weinstein than him!
He wants to be in the Bible but there aren't any slots left. The best we can do is to make him the little sweeper at the end of the parade.
He's unaware that I already have that job over at the Peabody & Sherman parade.
I'm not unaware. He's under wear.
He has a burgeoning career posing for "before" pictures.