Insult The Poster Before You!

[Wu Wei]

Argues with himself constantly..... the sad part is he generally loses the arguments

 

[Brickjectivity]

He loses when he argues with me, because I have bear sense.

 

[Revoltingest]

He often goes into French restaurants, & orders in French.
Except that he can't speak French. He speaks frenchie
sounding words with a frenchie accent. Waiters hate him.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Whenever he speaks French the statue of liberty winces at his pronunciation and the vineyards of France shrivel just a little.

 

[DavidFirth]

Think French fries were invented in Avignon by the antipope.

 

[Revoltingest]

He often confuses words which sound alike, eg, anti-pope & antelope.
Once he mistook "frontal lobotomy" for "bottle in front'o me".
That explains a few things.

 

[Brickjectivity]

His mother used to shout "Everyone get those elbows back on the table!"

 

[Revoltingest]

He & DavidFirth were once backpacking thru the woods.
(No, this isn't going anywhere salacious.)
They came upon a clearing & started walking along the wooden path.
David: "These stairs sure an imperceptible incline."
Brick: "Aye, & the handrails are really low!"
They were on a railroad track.

 

[Wu Wei]

Crosses railroad trestles often.....thinks he's a train

 

[Brickjectivity]

He told Mowgli to pick the prickly pear by the paw.

 

[Thief]

still doesn't play hockey with a puck

 

[Wu Wei]

Still can't figure out what end of the hockey stick to use

 

[Brickjectivity]

His hockey team was called The Flying Gandalfs. That's why he doesn't like hockey now.

 

[Thief]

Still can't figure out what end of the hockey stick to use

Thief is ninja!

just hand me a stick......you dumb bear

I will show you how to beat a rug

 

[Thief]

His hockey team was called The Flying Gandalfs. That's why he doesn't like hockey now.

Gandalf might not be a ninja.....
but he knows his stick!!!!

 

[Brickjectivity]

His hockey is not strong.

 

[Revoltingest]

He wants NASA to begin mining the green cheese on the Moon.
But he hasn't analyzed that it's more cost effective to just harvest
it from beneath his armpits & betwixt his toes.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Supports NASA but is against big government. That's because NASA's budget falls under national alien probe defense spending. He has a personal interest.

 

[Revoltingest]

He has a keen interest in probing, & broadcasts a message into space
that he's ready for it. And he's no difficult candidate...he "don't need no lube".

 

[Brickjectivity]

If someone probes him it will prove extraterrestrial life exists.