Insult The Poster Before You!

[DavidFirth]

If someone probes him it will prove that life does exist at the bottom of the county dump.

 

[Wu Wei]

ooo ooo nows my chance

Shut your pie hole ya overly obessed with probing degenerate

 

[Brickjectivity]

Has a new kind of brain parasite that attacks one's ability to think about anything except Shakespeare.

 

[Wu Wei]

All the world's a webpage,
And all the men and women merely posters
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts.

Except him...He NEVER changes and is SOOOOOOOO Jealous of my ability to quote Shakespeare

 

[Brickjectivity]

All the world's a webpage,
And all the men and women merely posters
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts.

Except him...He NEVER changes and is SOOOOOOOO Jealous of my ability to quote Shakespeare

He is jealous of my awesome hormones and vibrant physicality. If he had my hormones he'd be in so much trouble.

 

[Wu Wei]

He is the KING of non sequitur insults...and conversations....

 

[Brickjectivity]

He's the Prince of Perspiration and the Duke of Decay.

 

[Wu Wei]

He's got Rockin' Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu and he's contagious too...and like sharing

 

[DavidFirth]

He thinks a frankfurter is short for Frankenfurter and that Frankenstein means Frank is drinking from a stein.

 

[Wu Wei]

Ever since he watched the Doctor Who episode New Earth he has been terrified of contracting "Petrifold Regression" disease that turned the victim's body to stone. Just show him a rock and he runs away screaming...

Petrifold Regression: a disease (made up for the show) that turned the victim's body to stone. When affected by the disease, the victims' skins turned grey and they developed hard lumps on their skin. Movement was slowed down until the victim was immobilised

 

[Brickjectivity]

Likes to give out spoilers to those less fortunate viewers who have not yet seen that episode.

 

[Thief]

didn't I have a Shakespeare quote in this thread?

nevermind
it would have spoiled the thread anyway

 

[Wu Wei]

Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.
How's that for a Shakespeare quote you foul vile varlet

 

[DavidFirth]

Ever since he watched the Doctor Who episode New Earth he has been terrified of contracting "Petrifold Regression" disease that turned the victim's body to stone. Just show him a rock and he runs away screaming...

Petrifold Regression: a disease (made up for the show) that turned the victim's body to stone. When affected by the disease, the victims' skins turned grey and they developed hard lumps on their skin. Movement was slowed down until the victim was immobilised

You saved that just for me, didn't ya?

 

[DavidFirth]

Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.
How's that for a Shakespeare quote you foul vile varlet

To be or not to be - a bear. I'd rather be me,

 

[Brickjectivity]

Turns out that an internet search reveals a number of 'David Firth's. This is the one who won an award for most impacted colon.

 

[Wu Wei]

Your mirth at the expense of David Firth is highly offensive and you really need to get over that colon obsession

 

[Brickjectivity]

You, minion, are too saucy. (source)

 

[Thief]

Hot stuff .....right here.....oh yeah

winner

 

[Thief]

oh sorry wrong thread.....

but you're all a bunch of losers anyway