Insult The Poster Before You!

[Brickjectivity]

He misses his toes. I stomped on them for the good of all people when I saw him trying to dance.

 

[DavidFirth]

Danced naked at 12 bar mitzvahs.

 

[Brickjectivity]

A priest, a rabbi and DavidFirth walk into a bar mitzvah. The priest is visiting with permission from his friend the rabbi. David is just lost.

 

[Thief]

and now ...you lose

oh, sorry........wrong thread

 

[Wu Wei]

is lost and confused and wanders aimlessly through his own house

 

[Brickjectivity]

Opens his refrigerator and looks longingly inside for some ketchup. The reason is he has no taste.

 

[Wu Wei]

He simply has no taste at all, wear polk-a-dots with plaid, green with orange and has velvet paintings of Elvis and dogs playing poker all over his house

 

[Brickjectivity]

Uses old credit cards as hat pins and wears 3 fanny packs. Who says fashion is for the weak?

 

[Revoltingest]

He follows my fashion leadership.

 

[4consideration]

Made his "name" in the Fashion Industry by offering "Red Carpet Attire at Basement Carpet Prices".

His clothing line was made of old basement carpet, dyed red,

 

[Wu Wei]

He follows my fashion leadership.

Wow...that was low.....real low....I knew you were a disgusting cretin..... but until now....I didn't know how much of a disgusting cretin you actually are

 

[Wu Wei]

Made his "name" in the Fashion Industry by offering "Red Carpet Attire at Basement Carpet Prices".

His clothing line was made of old basement carpet, dyed red,

Is in awe of @Revoltingest 's fashion prowess and ONLY dresses in Revoltingest creations...

 

[Thief]

wishes he was a red carpet and not a smelly old bear rug

 

[Brickjectivity]

His parents got him from the ASPCA.

 

[Thief]

Absolutely Spectacular Person Citation Association

yep.....I'm certified

you on the other hand.....seem to be waiting for the puck to drop

 

[Wu Wei]

When @Thief was young and looked like this

and people called him funky, they meant something thats cool or admirable.

Now that he is older and always wears his Ninja PJs..... they still call him funky....it is that he doesn't realize they now mean "having an offensive odor"

 

[Brickjectivity]

Jaws drop when he strolls through the shopping mall with his security blanket. His thumb is so raw from sucking that he has to keep a balloon stretched over it.

 

[Thief]

When @Thief was young and looked like this

and people called him funky, they meant something thats cool or admirable.

Now that he is older and always wears his Ninja PJs..... they still call him funky....it is that he doesn't realize they now mean "having an offensive odor"

funky...as in beat
oh yeah......Travolta had nothing on me
I looked more like Barry Gibb in a three piece suit and tie
I meant business
and the ladies just LOVED it!

I gotta new gig nowadays
and I still mean business

you on the other hand.......just lay on your face
like the flea infested rug you are

 

[Thief]

Jaws drop when he strolls through the shopping mall with his security blanket. His thumb is so raw from sucking that he has to keep a balloon stretched over it.

are you sure that was his thumb?

did your jaw drop?

 

[Wu Wei]

funky...as in beat
oh yeah......Travolta had nothing on me
I looked more like Barry Gibb in a three piece suit and tie
I meant business
and the ladies just LOVED it!

I gotta new gig nowadays
and I still mean business

you on the other hand.......just lay on your face
like the flea infested rug you are

And like his Ninjer PJs...he never washed the Barry Gibb-esq three piece suit and tie either...it too...is funky..... the stinky kind of funky.... not the rhythmic cool kind of funky