Insult The Poster Before You!

[Brickjectivity]

Got a job on a basketball team as an unpaid saboteur. All he had to do was try to play.

 

[DavidFirth]

Brickjectivity has been banned from Earth. He now resides in the Orion Cluster.

 

[Wu Wei]

Bought the London Bridge for $500 and then tried to set up toll booths on it. Cannot understand why he got arrested since he was able to produce the deed signed by Rob U Blind

 

[Brickjectivity]

He wanted a job as Snoopy's stunt-double in the Peanuts series but was cast as Charles, instead. He was the one who always kicked the football.

 

[Wu Wei]

Bought a Snoop Dog album....thought it was Snoopy...... was incredibly surprised that Snoopy could be that vulgar.... burned his entire Snoopy collection after that

 

[Brickjectivity]

His shrine to Vanilla Ice is what puts his town on the map but not the highway.

 

[Wu Wei]

Had to have him forcibly removed from my Vanilla Ice Crème shrine..... he would no stop licking the floors

 

[Brickjectivity]

He went to Comicon as vanilla yogurt.

 

[Wu Wei]

Doesn't know the difference between a Violin and a Viola

 

[Brickjectivity]

Thinks Michael J. Fox goes back in time in a Lamborghini. When he should say impediment he instead says inpeddlemint.

 

[Wu Wei]

Does not know the differnce between bolognese and Bugatti

 

[Thief]

well the car is faster than you are

you just lay on the floor

 

[Brickjectivity]

Thief stole my sense of dignity. That is why he's feeling humble lately.

 

[Thief]

you dignity is worthless......
I couldn't pawn it for chewed bubble gum

 

[Brickjectivity]

If you had your own dignity, forged in the fires of will and hammered with righteousness like mine, then you wouldn't be dealing with pawn shops.

 

[Thief]

Thief is ninja!

of course I hang out in pawn shops

not sure if I want to know.......where do YOU hang out?

 

[Brickjectivity]

You hang out on the clothes line, because you're all wet.

 

[Thief]

well gee....that happens now and then
Mrs. Thief has curfew rules

first the ice cold bucket of water
then hung on the line for the rest of the night

so whats it to ya?........you nosey fart!

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'm not even the least bit curious about your inbred life!

 

[Thief]

hey!......

what I do in b(r)ed is not for you to even mention

and claiming you are not curious is just a smoke screen
you're sooooooo Freudian you're an id