Buddha Dharma
Dharma Practitioner
Wishes he could see naked girlies, but none of them want him
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Insult The Poster Before You!
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Buddha Dharma
Dharma Practitioner
He probably sits around and watches candles melt in his fireplace like Descartes
He gazes at his navel, & is offended that it doesn't gaze back.
Buddha Dharma
Dharma Practitioner
He knows not if my navel is projecting to my eye, or if I am seeing it. He's not very deep
His navel is so offended that it's considering emigrating.
His navel has so much lint in it it's been cited by the fire marshal for being a fire hazard.
Does anyone else smell burning sulfur?
I use it to mask the smell of the kitten who doesn't cover in the litter box.
Buddha Dharma
Dharma Practitioner
Sounds like he gets close and personal with his cat's litter box. Awkward!
Is it a coincidence that "Wu Wei" rhymes with "too gay"?
He once felt sorry for himself because he had no shoes.
Then he met a man who had no feet.
So he stole the man's shoes, & felt better.
Then he met a man who had no feet.
So he stole the man's shoes, & felt better.
He stole that man's begging bowl
He wouldn't give me any donations for my new bowl.
Wishes that he had the sexy moves of Wu Wei.
I gave them back to you because they were not my cup of tea.
Do I get extra points for insulting 2 posters in one post?