Not for such a lame insult.
That one was so disappointing that it made God cry!
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Insult The Poster Before You!
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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That one was so disappointing that it made God cry!
It was not God. It was only Jesus. John 11:35
He puts his pants on one leg at a time.
But he starts at the cuffs instead of the waist.
But he starts at the cuffs instead of the waist.
Works fine if you take them off inside out.
On the other hand you habitually put your pants on backwards so you have to use the stall in the men's room.
Is quite the bon vivant in mens room stalls.
Says atheistic prayers for people and thinks it makes him an unholy being.
Has vivid dreams about me performing unholy acts.
I do not swing that way!
I do not swing that way!
Feels left out because I've never invited him to a key party.
Thinks that rusty key parties are the same as shiny new key parties.
NO NEWKEYS!
He's the super villain behind kale being everywhere these days!
Thief
Rogue Theologian
NO NEWKEYS!
now THAT's a fart!
After seeing how fetching Hillary was in those rather
formless pantsuits, he started wearing them too.
Alas, it didn't help his political career advance beyond
mayor of his own cave. And even then he was recalled.
formless pantsuits, he started wearing them too.
Alas, it didn't help his political career advance beyond
mayor of his own cave. And even then he was recalled.
He didn't honor my bribe.
He voted against my presidency!
He voted against my presidency!
He short circuited the Electrical College.
Made a big stink at his graduation after he saw his diploma.
He ran back up on stage, grabbed the microphone and yelled, "It's all a scam! I went to school to get a sheepskin, and all I got was this (blankity-blank) diploma!"
He ran back up on stage, grabbed the microphone and yelled, "It's all a scam! I went to school to get a sheepskin, and all I got was this (blankity-blank) diploma!"