Insult The Poster Before You!

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

…toasting the poet in the most appropriate way, with a whisky, and the rich and spicily splendid combination of offal and oats that is proper haggis. Everywhere, that is, except the US, where haggis has been banned since 1971…

The hunt for black market haggis

 

[Revoltingest]

…toasting the poet in the most appropriate way, with a whisky, and the rich and spicily splendid combination of offal and oats that is proper haggis. Everywhere, that is, except the US, where haggis has been banned since 1971…

The hunt for black market haggis

It's unconstitutional for the fed to ban sheep's lung in haggis!
It's got nuthin to do with interstate commerce!

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

It's unconstitutional for the fed to ban sheep's lung in haggis!
It's got nuthin to do with interstate commerce!

Depends on how far the sheep ran from you.

Come to think of it, exactly why were they running from you?

 

[Revoltingest]

He's had multiple plastic surgeries to look like Kim Jong Un.

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

He said he had accidentally swallowed a bagpipe but it was just the aftermath of the haggis.

 

[Wu Wei]

Enjoys chewing on bagpipes

 

[Revoltingest]

When he defiles the woods, he tries to play popular bagpipe tunes thru his enteron.

 

[Wu Wei]

Has a propaganda machine that would make Goebbels jealous

 

[Revoltingest]

Has a claw enhancing machine which he orders on line,
& has delivered in a plain brown paper package.
(So that none of the other bears will know his need.)

 

[Wu Wei]

Has a claw enhancing machine which he orders on line,
& has delivered in a plain brown paper package.
(So that none of the other bears will know his need.)

Says the guy with a van full of Enzyte...... who calls a claw sharpener a "claw enhancing machine".....

 

[Revoltingest]

Says the guy with a van full of Enzyte...... who calls a claw sharpener a "claw enhancing machine".....

It was to enhance Mr Van's performance.
(Didn't work.)
Ya dimwitted pre-rug!

 

[Wu Wei]

It was to enhance Mr Van's performance.
(Didn't work.)
Ya dimwitted pre-rug!

He has Mechanophilia and has been known to attempt ungodly things which leave Mr. Van feeling sad and ashamed........... sicko

 

[Revoltingest]

I must keep Mr Van's location secret.
Otherwise, a certain bear (who wants to defile him)
might find him & treat him as he would a woods.

 

[Wu Wei]

Sadly cannot keep the location of forests secret from him..... he defiles them where he goes....just by walking into then...but it is his sick and twisted acts that he preforms after he walks in that make them unlivable...........

 

[Thief]

you both stink

 

[Revoltingest]

You love the stink.
It excites you.
You want more.
And then even more.
And then more & more & more!

 

[Thief]

it works well as a ninja trick

I can send you a sample........address?

 

[Wu Wei]

yet another snappy retort from our local fetid ninjer...

 

[Revoltingest]

He likes the taste of ninjers.
Especially when they've lain in a dumpster all nite becoming extra ripe.

 

[Wu Wei]

He likes to ripen while laying in dumpsters in the hot sun