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[Thief]

what a retard

oh!....my apologies

speaking the obvious to those who are sensitive

 

[Wu Wei]

Maybe you should take up eating the baskets I weave

I'll take any pic-a-nic baskets you have.....but they better be full of food when i get them you whimpy circumspect Turkish delight addict

 

[Wu Wei]

what a retard

oh!....my apologies

speaking the obvious to those who are sensitive

Get out of the way you fetid PJ wearin' faux ninjer before I pop your balloon sword

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't poop on his balloon, ya coprolite obsessed defiler of nature!

 

[Wu Wei]

difference is...I'm a bear...if I poop someplace..... no one cares....they simply think...its a bear...that is what they do.....and I'm not going to tell that 1500 pound killing machine he can't poop there.....what' your excuse you defecating defiler of decency

 

[Thief]

he thinks his poop is decent......

 

[Wu Wei]

it smells better than you do....

 

[Revoltingest]

it smells better than you do....

There's only one way you could know that.....
You wait for him to fall asleep, & then you pick his back door lock to sneak into his laundry room.
There, you find the dirty laundry pile, & remove the stinkiest looking set of pajamas. Then you
pull the bottoms over your head, & inhale deeply, taking in all the heady thiefie aroma.

 

[Daemon Sophic]

There's only one way you could know that.....
You wait for him to fall asleep, & then you pick his back door lock to sneak into his laundry room.
There, you find the dirty laundry pile, & remove the stinkiest looking set of pajamas. Then you
pull the bottoms over your head, & inhale deeply, taking in all the heady thiefie aroma.

Fantasizes waaaayyy too much about back-door action with a bear.

 

[Wu Wei]

There's only one way you could know that.....
You wait for him to fall asleep, & then you pick his back door lock to sneak into his laundry room.
There, you find the dirty laundry pile, & remove the stinkiest looking set of pajamas. Then you
pull the bottoms over your head, & inhale deeply, taking in all the heady thiefie aroma.

I think what you are suggesting may be a violation of the Geneva convention

Fantasizes waaaayyy too much about back-door action with a bear.

Congratulations Captain Obvious, you figured that out on your own did you....I have sad that same thing many MANY times...I continually have to tell him I don't swing that way

 

[Daemon Sophic]

I think what you are suggesting may be a violation of the Geneva convention



Congratulations Captain Obvious, you figured that out on your own did you....I have sad that same thing many MANY times...I continually have to tell him I don't swing that way

Prudish little snowflake. Thinks an international tribunal should be convened any time he gets into one of his little tizzies.

What a loser wuss.

 

[Revoltingest]

His friends nicknamed him "Tizzie".

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

His friends nicknamed him "Tizzie".

Your friends gave you a nickname also. I can't say it here without getting censored but it had to do with expressing 'love' for haggis.

 

[Revoltingest]

He too often confesses his love for me.

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Thinks everybody loves him. Just like Trump.

 

[Revoltingest]

It's OK that he loves me, but I find it creepy how he likes my left leg best.

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

It's OK that he loves me, but I find it creepy how he likes my left leg best.

Between the whale and the crocodile, there is not much original left to him, is there? I heard they also call him Woody. Why is that, I wonder?

 

[Wu Wei]

giggles like a little school boy every time someone says Woody Wood Pecker

 

[Thief]

giggles when he puts on his pecker suit

so does everyone else

 

[Wu Wei]

comes up with rather lame and childish insults...but that is to be expected I guess.... is own stench as killed off many of his own brain cells