Insult The Poster Before You!

[Thief]

you mean to say?....buck

 

[savagewind]

@Thief did steal outhouse's place.

 

[Thief]

savagewind is a pen name for.....blowhard

 

[Quagmire]

I told Thief to pull my finger, and he did.

 

[Thief]

I then twisted that finger and sprained it

years ago I did the same thing to my instructor

but at least....he didn't cry

 

[Quagmire]

My eyes just got watery because of the fumes.

Thief is the inventor of roller-fins: swim fins that double as roller skates.

Unfortunately he was sued when his first customer sprained both ankles and drowned.

 

[Thief]

old ninja trick.....
Thief is ninja!

I see you still have a monkey on your back

 

[Revoltingest]

He puts on a blonde wig.
He stands in front of a mirror.
He combs his hair.
He says, "I'm a pretty girl.".

 

[Brickjectivity]

On Raiders of the Lost Ark he was understudy for the monkey.

 

[Revoltingest]

He collects hairballs, hoping that some day their value will rise.

 

[Wu Wei]

just does not know WHEN to shut his pie hole....

 

[Brickjectivity]

Is a bit over querked.

 

[Wu Wei]

a bit over twerked

 

[Brickjectivity]

He never learned to sing in tune, because his warbling was too soon.

 

[Revoltingest]

Was once a professional stripper.
But he discovered that they paid him even more to put it back on.

 

[Wu Wei]

in reality...he's a tea teetotaling baton twirler

 

[Brickjectivity]

A letter that is always returned to sender.

 

[Revoltingest]

Claws up the good furniture.

 

[Thief]

sits on the good furniture and ruins it

 

[Revoltingest]

Sits on my lap & ruins it.