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Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
He requires long term leases from his roaches.
Conditions are so poor that even his roaches
have roaches. And those have bedbugs...
...which have fleas!
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
he can't get attention.....face to face

no one wants to be face to face....with him

and the kitten avatar doesn't really work
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Sneaked into a house to steal cat food (with which to ply for Brick's affections),
but tripped on his own PJ's, fell down a flight of stairs, & landed in the bushes.
There a skunk sprayed him, & as he ran away in fright, he tripped over the
neighbor's dog. Thus surprised, the dog voided his bowels all over our errant
burglar. Finally returning home, & reeking of biological warfare, Mrs Thief asked....
"So, another typical day at work...did you remember to buy milk?"
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
He consistently set low expectations for himself.....and fail to achieve them
 
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