Insult The Poster Before You!

[Revoltingest]

He molests dust bunnies.

 

[Wu Wei]

When he goes to a formal event he wears his special pink kilt with lace frills

 

[Brickjectivity]

He is a diamond in the trash.

 

[Wu Wei]

Does not realize that a Diamond is a Diamond no matter where you find a diamond.....that and he whizzes in other threads on RF...refuses to use his litter box

 

[Revoltingest]

Diamonds are forever.
Bears are for rugs.

 

[Wu Wei]

If you can get past the fact he is an inebriated, aggravating, noisome, equivocating, skirt wearing, sissy...he might not be a bad guy...

 

[Brickjectivity]

He's tooo clumsy for his shirt, too clumsy for his shirt...too clumsy for his shoes...

 

[Revoltingest]

Mice are picketing him for being cruel to them.
He doesn't just chase, catch, & eat them.
Before eating, he puts tiny teddies on them,
& makes them pose for boudoir photos.

 

[Brickjectivity]

So weak that he constantly loses at twister.

 

[Thief]

and you just constantly lose

 

[Wu Wei]

he wets his shinobi shozoku

 

[Brickjectivity]

Squirts girls with squirt guns, because his dating coach advised him that he must always mystify them.

 

[Revoltingest]

His breath smells like cat food.

 

[Wu Wei]

He uses cat food for mouth wash..... and its an improvement

 

[Revoltingest]

He uses me dirty laundry water fer his mouthwash.

 

[Thief]

thinks he has no bad breath......and never did

but he can't smell haggis like the rest of us

 

[Brickjectivity]

Picture a giraffe playing limbo. That much of a pain in the neck!

 

[Wu Wei]

I will most humbly take my leave of you. You cannot, sir, take from me anything that I will not more willingly part withal

 

[Revoltingest]

He's so ornery that other forest creatures are imposing economic sanctions against him.

 

[Wu Wei]

Does not understand the truth is not necessarily an insult

as for him....What a drunken knave was the sea to cast thee in our way!