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Is jealous that Mrs Revolt gave up wanting me to do Xmas lights many years ago.
Has on of those as-seen-on-TV twinkly colored star laser projectors at his home.
Can't see me when I wears me ghillie suit made from old kilts'n socks.
He wants to be treated like a human, but he won't get his talking mole removed.
Watches Family Guy, & models his life after Peter.
He watches Family Guy, so he knows who Peter is.
Is a voyeur, but his interest is not in people having sex. He likes to watch them in pain while doing their taxes.
Likes to watch paint dry.
(Watching baseball wasn't interesting enuf.)
(Watching baseball wasn't interesting enuf.)
Watches people watch paint dry.
It's a sad thing to behold, really. There he is just a watchin' and a sighin'.
After some time, he thinks he see a bit of change in the expression of the person watching the paint dry...but no, if it was there, it vanished immediately...so he waits some more...waits and watches.
Before too long...oh, maybe six or seven whole minutes, he leans forward...was that something happening back there behind those watching-paint-drying-eyes. No. It was just a fly casting a fleeting shadow.
That's ok. He's not flustered. He knows that eventually that paint will be dry, and he won't be the only one able to publically confirm he was there when it happened.
It's a sad thing to behold, really. There he is just a watchin' and a sighin'.
After some time, he thinks he see a bit of change in the expression of the person watching the paint dry...but no, if it was there, it vanished immediately...so he waits some more...waits and watches.
Before too long...oh, maybe six or seven whole minutes, he leans forward...was that something happening back there behind those watching-paint-drying-eyes. No. It was just a fly casting a fleeting shadow.
That's ok. He's not flustered. He knows that eventually that paint will be dry, and he won't be the only one able to publically confirm he was there when it happened.
Thief
Rogue Theologian
writes lengthy posts about people watching people watching paint drying
sigh......
Replies to posts made by people who write about people watching other people watch paint dry.
A cellular phone recharges quickly using the solar panels strapped to 4con's feet.
Brickjectivity was in the park on Sunday, sitting under a tree, hugging a photo of my feet to his chest. He was writing a love poem to my feet.
He'd kiss the picture every few minutes. I must admit, I understand the fascination, but it was a bit odd, even for me.
Here's just a bit of that poem:
Oh, a hobbit's feet can none compare,
to the great big peds I see right there.
If I could love them my own way
I'd still be at it on judgment day.
He'd kiss the picture every few minutes. I must admit, I understand the fascination, but it was a bit odd, even for me.
Here's just a bit of that poem:
Oh, a hobbit's feet can none compare,
to the great big peds I see right there.
If I could love them my own way
I'd still be at it on judgment day.
Jealous that Brickjectivity likes my feet more than his.
He eyes me left big toe in a way which makes me very uncomfortable.