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Thief

Rogue Theologian
the missing lunches would be that bear.....snatching the goodies

Oh!.....you meant something else

yeah well.....you're just sick
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
When he's in the mall, he makes a purchase at Victoria's Secret, then runs up to people walking around and announces:

"Victoria's Secret! I know what it is. It's in the bag!"

Stop it. It's creepy!
stay out the way....you're disrupting the flow of insult
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Wishes he were the renaissance man that I am!
(He's only able to rise to the level of "poor" at a couple things....ninjaing & lovemaking.)
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Sits in rapt attention when I tell stories.
Thinks I'm the greatest raconteur since Garrison Keillor...& almost as handsome!
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
Easily fooled by a girl!

Doesn't realize I learned that "I'm totally enthralled with what you're saying" skill when I was a child in school.

One would get in trouble if it appeared one was not paying attention. I liked to daydream. When I wanted to not pay attention, I wanted to not get in trouble for it.
 
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4consideration

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Premium Member
Likes the springtime because it gives him an opportunity to bother certain people.

He likes to go on bird watching adventures with a group, then, just when they're enjoying themselves, he'll point to a particular one and ask, "Do you like the bird?"

When someone answers, "yes" he flips them the middle finger...and runs away laughing maniacally.
 

Sanmario

Active Member
Insult the poster before you?
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I just drop in to say that my impression from talking with atheists on God exists or not, they atheists are very prone to complain that I am insulting them, when they cannot anymore out-think or out-reason me on my argument for God existing on evidence, like the following:

1. Enunciate the concept of God, to wit: God in concept is the creator of everything with a beginning.
2. We see everywhere in our environment everything with a beginning, for example: babies at home and roses in the garden, and also the sun in the morning sky and the moon in the evening sky.
3. This everything is evidence of God existing in concept as creator of everything with a beginning.
4. Therefore God exists in concept as creator of everything with a beginning, for there is in our environment where we exist and live and have our being, everything with a beginning.

There, so: Atheists, what do you say?
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Likes the springtime because it gives him an opportunity to bother certain people.

He likes to go on bird watching adventures with a group, then, just when they're enjoying themselves, he'll point to a particular one and ask, "Do you like the bird?"

When someone answers, "yes" he flips them the middle finger...and runs away laughing maniacally.
4con can't find their shoe size in stores, but that's OK. Its fine, because their feet have a fine downy undercoat which repels water.
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
Insult the poster before you?
__________________


I just drop in to say that my impression from talking with atheists on God exists or not, they atheists are very prone to complain that I am insulting them, when they cannot anymore out-think or out-reason me on my argument for God existing on evidence, like the following:

1. Enunciate the concept of God, to wit: God in concept is the creator of everything with a beginning.
2. We see everywhere in our environment everything with a beginning, for example: babies at home and roses in the garden, and also the sun in the morning sky and the moon in the evening sky.
3. This everything is evidence of God existing in concept as creator of everything with a beginning.
4. Therefore God exists in concept as creator of everything with a beginning, for there is in our environment where we exist and live and have our being, everything with a beginning.

There, so: Atheists, what do you say?
^ thinks he's in the debate section!

hehehehehe
 
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