I agree with you.
Ancient Astronaut theorists know that men of old times reproduced with cows, not human females.
This is why they could have giant babies (they came from cows) and this giant babies could take care of themselves and were always male which of course its best and helps protect the village for when the evil amazones attack, which are all women.
Lesbians and don`t shave BTW.
Heterosexual passing on of genes is just a extremely recent invention that started with Hitler in his search for the perfect aryan woman.
I want some of the same stuff your history teacher was smoking.