Is it true that Druidus is actually...

[Sunstone]

Is it true that Druidus is actually a gifted and intelligent polar bear with access to the internet who is merely masquerading as a lad of the Great White North? What do you think?

 

[Jaymes]

I believe it is true. The sneaky polar bear conspiracy is right up there with the homosexual agenda. We are being influenced by polar bears, and we need to recognize this.

 

[kreeden]

He could be ....

 

[Sunstone]

I believe it is true. The sneaky polar bear conspiracy is right up there with the homosexual agenda. We are being influenced by polar bears, and we need to recognize this.

I have always suspected as much.

 

[johnnys4life]

Oh I don't know, I don't really think so, but there is only one way to find out.

However, I do believe it's possible that some supermodels are robots. I mean, come on, who looks like that.

 

[Feathers in Hair]

Hmm... Would paws that big make for easy typing?

 

[JAHLion]

Maybe he has an enlarged keyboard, cuz polar bear paws are pretty big.

 

[kreeden]

Hmm... Would paws that big make for easy typing?

It would be no harder then typing while wearing mits Feathers . Remember where he lives .

 

[Jaymes]

The vast polar bear conspiracy has no trouble providing the bears involved with enlarged keyboards.

 

[turk179]

Oh I don't know, I don't really think so, but there is only one way to find out.

Does anyone have any fish? Polar bears like fish don't they?

 

[Sunstone]

The vast polar bear conspiracy has no trouble providing the bears involved with enlarged keyboards.

To say nothing of bear sized secret decoder rings.

 

[kreeden]

Quote:Originally Posted by Jensa The vast polar bear conspiracy has no trouble providing the bears involved with enlarged keyboards.

To say nothing of bear sized secret decoder rings.

Come on now you two ....

" Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life "

Now why would there be any Bear conspiracy ?

 

[Feathers in Hair]

To say nothing of bear sized secret decoder rings.

Well, I would hope that would be inferred!

 

[Feathers in Hair]

Come on now you two ....

" Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life "

Now why would there be any Bear conspiracy ?

My teacher, Standing Bear (the one in the photo on my user page), does the most marvelous hop-step dance to that song...

 

[Sunstone]

Come on now you two .... Now why would there be any Bear conspiracy ?

The fact you've never heard about a polar bear conspiracy until now goes far to show how well the bears have kept it hush hush. We're dealing with some very serious conspirators here, I tell you.

 

[kreeden]

My teacher, Standing Bear (the one in the photo on my user page), does the most marvelous hop-step dance to that song...

I imagine that he would . I don't care much for Disney , but they did manage to get that song right .


Sunstone , I think that I would have heard about the conspiracy . This is me , when I'm out of my box ....

No , it is not a Polar Bear , it is Kermode , a white Black Bear .

 

[Feathers in Hair]

And the fact that no bears have commented on the conspiracy only goes to imply guilt!

 

[Sunstone]

It's all very clear to me now, Kreeden! Your sympathies lie with the bears in this vast conspiracy! And that's why you are denying that any conspiracy exists! Admit it!

 

[kreeden]

Now , is it a Polar Bear conspiracy , or are all Bears in on it together ? Yes , my sympathies lie with the bears , but I deny knowing anything about any consiracy . In fact , I gave very good evidence agaisnt any such conspiracy . And I will give more ...

" Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder of my big home
The bees are buzzin' in the tree
To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few

The Bear necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you! "

So why would Bears need a conspiracy ?

 

[Feathers in Hair]

So why would Bears need a conspiracy ?

So that, while everyone is distracted, Foxes can cover up their massive, wide-reaching plan.

*clamps paw over muzzle* Aw, man... That's gonna get me kicked out of the conspiricy!