Is it true that Druidus is actually...

[Shadow Wolf]

Why do bears need a conspiracy?
I know the answer to that as much as I do on how raccoons know how to drive a car to a Wendy's.

 

[kreeden]

So that, while everyone is distracted, Foxes can cover up their massive, wide-reaching plan.

*clamps paw over muzzle* Aw, man... That's gonna get me kicked out of the conspiricy!

:biglaugh: Foxes and Bear UNITE !

 

[Mister Emu]

Foxes and Bear UNITE !

Unwitting pawns of the master species MWAHAHAHAHA!

(No I won't tell you )

 

[Feathers in Hair]

Unwitting pawns of the master species MWAHAHAHAHA!

(No I won't tell you )

Ah, but your avatar reveals all!

 

[The Black Whirlwind]

The bears are only a facade for the great ape invasion. the apes are tired of seeing their more advanced brothers controlling the world, they want a slice of the pie.

 

[Snowbear]

And what, may I ask, is wrong with Polar Bears taking over the world? Hmmmmm??

 

[Watcher]

:biglaugh:
This explains it all!!!
I always knew there was something funny about old Druidus...

 

[Zephyr]

Druidus can't be a polar bear. I have proof.

Druidus likes good music.
Polar bears eat fish.

Druidus posts on this forum.
Polar bears eat fish.

Druidus understands english.
Polar bears eat fish.

QED (I love throwing that around)

 

[QTpi]

Yes. It's true. Druidus is a polar bear and I have proof. We all thought he was recently on vacation, but he was actually on a mission. Just look at these pictures!
They were taken at the Arctic Circle.

And now his team moves in!

 

[Cynic]

Is it true that Druidus is actually a gifted and intelligent polar bear with access to the internet who is merely masquerading as a lad of the Great White North? What do you think?

Yes, the evidense is there.

 

[Quoth The Raven]

I don't know about the Polar Bear thing, but I've heard some strange stories involving Dru and some Caribou...

 

[Valjean]

Now this is just ridiculous -- vegetarian bears using computers.

Most of the Druid's posts are actually pecked out by his parrot....

 

[Pussyfoot Mouse]

... And have you all seen his pic? He does look awfully uncomfortable in the "Boy" costume.

 

[michel]

I can't bear the suspense !!! When is that young ? Druidus going to 'hop in' on this thread, and give us another line ? - we have been fishing around for the answer to this problem for ages.


Personally, if he is a bear, I think it much more likely that he is the original winnie the pooh; I caught him thinking up a topic to post the other day; I managed to get a photo............

 

[jamaesi]

I, for one, welcome our new Polar Bear Overlords.

 

[Druidus]

I, for one, welcome our new Polar Bear Overlords.

Do not speak this heresay! We are not the Overlords! We are the Servitors! The Overlords are... Elsewhere...

*Looks wistfully at the horizon*

 

[Shadow Wolf]

WOW! A vegetarian polar bear. Must be hard to hibernate with lack of blubber from devouring a ton of fish. Or maybe Druidus doesn't hibernate. Maybe he wonders the land while the other polar bears are in a deep sleep.

 

[Feathers in Hair]

I'm thinking Omega Three capsules, maybe? Though they wouldn't add to the blubber. Hmm.. *considers this*

 

[Snowbear]

To all of you who keep insisting that Polar Bears eat fish.... they do eat fish if they have to, but they much prefer seals

 

[Feathers in Hair]

Hmm... I guess that means we shouldn't send the Navy in after them, then?

*ducks for cover from pun-haters*