Is it true that Druidus is actually...

[Snowbear]

WOW! A vegetarian polar bear. Must be hard to hibernate with lack of blubber from devouring a ton of fish. Or maybe Druidus doesn't hibernate. Maybe he wonders the land while the other polar bears are in a deep sleep.

Hmmmm.... missed this one before..... Polar Bears don't hybernate..... at least not like Grizzly and Black bears do. Better that way for ruling the world, you know

 

[Unedited]

Hmmmm.... missed this one before..... Polar Bears don't hybernate..... at least not like Grizzly and Black bears do. Better that way for ruling the world, you know

Grizzly bears aren't really hibernating. They're planning their own conspiracies.

 

[michel]

Grizzly bears aren't really hibernating. They're planning their own conspiracies.

dang! Why didn't that occur to me ? so, let's recap, based on the evidence,

vegetarian bears using computers.
Most of the Druid's posts are actually pecked out by his parrot....
The bears are only a facade for the great ape invasion
The sneaky polar bear conspiracy is right up there with the homosexual agenda
The vast polar bear conspiracy has no trouble providing the bears involved with enlarged keyboards.

As far as I can see, we have one major discordant note, in the above - Did the parrot do it ?

 

[Unedited]

dang! Why didn't that occur to me ? so, let's recap, based on the evidence,

vegetarian bears using computers.
Most of the Druid's posts are actually pecked out by his parrot....
The bears are only a facade for the great ape invasion
The sneaky polar bear conspiracy is right up there with the homosexual agenda
The vast polar bear conspiracy has no trouble providing the bears involved with enlarged keyboards.

As far as I can see, we have one major discordant note, in the above - Did the parrot do it ?

Hmm. I shall consult my rubik's cube and get back to you on that.

 

[Quoth The Raven]

The parrot is the mastermind behind the whole thing. He's using the Polar Bears to deflect the attention from himself.

 

[Feathers in Hair]

dang! Why didn't that occur to me ? so, let's recap, based on the evidence,

vegetarian bears using computers.
Most of the Druid's posts are actually pecked out by his parrot....
The bears are only a facade for the great ape invasion
The sneaky polar bear conspiracy is right up there with the homosexual agenda
The vast polar bear conspiracy has no trouble providing the bears involved with enlarged keyboards.

As far as I can see, we have one major discordant note, in the above - Did the parrot do it ?

*is very happy* Yes, that's a wonderful recap! And no foxes were ever involved at any point! *is hoping she can get back into the conspiricy*

And naturally the parrot did it. Can you ever trust those so-and-so's?

 

[painted wolf]

No Polar Bear would be caught living as a Vegitarian
(caught dead maybe)

*couldn't help the carnivore humor *

wa:do

 

[Druidus]

No Polar Bear would be caught living as a Vegitarian
(caught dead maybe)

How do you know that it's not part of the facade?

Besides, Buddhist monks turned tigers into vegetarians, why not polar bears?

 

[Ori]

Maybe Druidus is one of them armoured polar bears from a certain book?

 

[Feathers in Hair]

How do you know that it's not part of the facade?

Besides, Buddhist monks turned tigers into vegetarians, why not polar bears?

And mythologically, at least, Buddhist monks would occasionally turn themselves into *smacks paw over muzzle yet again*

Why won't they let me back in the conspiricy!

 

[Unedited]

I have proof of the conspiricy! This picture decidedly shows a secret meeting between the polar bear, and a handful of humans (they're above the water, duh) that must also be a part of the conspiricy. The polar bear nudged a beach ball around for a couple minutes, which is the way polar bears communicate to humans, then turned in the water on his stomach and made a yawning gesture. The crowd ahhhhhed in understanding.

I will look for more proof on my next visit to the zoo! And next time, I will take an even crappier picture.

 

[Feathers in Hair]

Digital proof! Could it be any clearer! (I just wish I knew the rubber ball code...)

And I'm sorry to debate that I think your picture looks quite wonderful, especially by zoo standards. Mine would turn out so that you don't know if you were looking at a bear or a thumb, hehee!

 

[Snowbear]

Besides, Buddhist monks turned tigers into vegetarians, why not polar bears?

Ummmm.... Polar Bears only associate with Buddhist monks if forced to do so, especially if they will be forced to become vegetarians

 

[Valjean]

Polar bears not only eschew vegetables, they largely eschew meat. Unless food is scarce the bruins generally eat only the seal's fat layer and leave the rest of the carcass.

 

[kreeden]

Doesn't bruin usually apply to the Brown Bear Seyorni ? Perhaps not .

Anyway , as I have been saying , there is no conspiracy .

 

[Valjean]

I looked it up and you're correct, kreeden, though a generalized "bear" was listed as a second definition.

Thanks for pointing that out. Frubals.