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is satan smarter than mankind?

Greatest I am

Well-Known Member
Satan is most likely a fictional or mythical being, likely the fallen god of a past religion.

However, based on the bible, Satan is smarter than most humans and smarter than Jesus whom some worship as a god.

Satan took Jesus up on a high mountain and showed him all of the nations of the world. Since from any mountain in the Middle East one cannot see the Andes or Meso-American civilizations. They could not see the Polynesian civilizations, the Australian, or the mysterious people of Tierra del Fuego.

The World is and was always a bloody sphere. Based on the Gospels, neither Satan or Jesus knew the Earth was a sphere. So Satan may have been smarter than George W. Bush and most of the Popes because they believed in the Genesis Myth. But Satan and Jesus were not as smart as Copernicus, Magellan, Columbus, Darwin, Lyell, Einstein, Bohr, Steven Weinberg, Carl Sagan, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Richard Dawkins, or Stephen Hawking.

I noticed that in school when we were reading Bible stories in grade 4. The teacher could not answer my question.

Ardi

That is just the usual for Christians.
Sit down shut up and do not question dogma.
Why do you think it took so long to get an English bible.
Can't have smart sheep now. they may not believe the B S.

As we speak, look at how many fools must believe in talking animals and miracles of all kinds to make their myths believable.----To them--.

try to talk them out of their fantasy world and they are quick with the turn or burn.

Regards
DL
 

ManTimeForgot

Temporally Challenged
Anything with more than 6,000 years of experience on every single living being on earth is without doubt far more clever and capable than anyone alive. The question of intelligence is mooted by the fact that such a being undoubtedly (if it exists) already controls the known world except where directly controverted by the intervention of any and/or all more intelligent and/or higher beings than itself.

I'm guessing no one has stopped to consider that they do not know every modern scam in existence (let alone every scam throughout time itself)...?

MTF
 

zenzero

Its only a Label
Friend Greatest I am,

That would also make him smarter than the stupid God who allowed him in the garden in the first place

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Probably by playing this game of stupidity and smartness we realise the TRUTH!

Love & rgds
 

emiliano

Well-Known Member
That is just the usual for Christians.
Sit down shut up and do not question dogma.
Why do you think it took so long to get an English bible.
Can't have smart sheep now. they may not believe the B S.

As we speak, look at how many fools must believe in talking animals and miracles of all kinds to make their myths believable.----To them--.

try to talk them out of their fantasy world and they are quick with the turn or burn.

Regards
DL

Well that the thing, Am I to understand that knowing this make you smarter? That is what made your own God? Do you realize that is what keeps in your state of reprobation, separated from the true God and with no more wisdom than a irrational brute? Does an *** know of the existence of it creator?
 

Greatest I am

Well-Known Member
Well that the thing, Am I to understand that knowing this make you smarter? That is what made your own God? Do you realize that is what keeps in your state of reprobation, separated from the true God and with no more wisdom than a irrational brute? Does an *** know of the existence of it creator?

Yep. Mom and dad.
God does not do sperm.

Regards
DL
 

sky cake

Member
just fyi pollen is "sperm" so when you smell flowers, or get algerys to anything the blooms you are fetting a nose full of plant sperm, sperm is any form of dna that is pased from a male to a female that causes a birth. was jesus born? of course not he was not real, and neather is god, not as you belive him to be, i just find it funny that you can in your belifes of the bible in how it ascribes human emotion to a non corpreal god, that with out a human body could not have those emotations. god loves me? how, he does not have emotions as he does not have a body. you see throught out mans history gods have had sex with virgins and produced massiahs, jesus was not even in the top 10 in order of coming on to the religiouos seen, but you draw the line with god having seed, and cuming and seman. why? what is unexceptiable about it? people at jesus's time did not understand dna, but we do today, why not better explain it to us, is it that you are afraid that to move this mistery in to the light you expose it the errors you know it cant stand up to? oh the great and powerfull oz? the fraility to everyones belife is that faith is so easly exchanged for opinion. when opinion becomes belifes you can form it and sell it to others. religion is the act of satan, it is what seprates us in to killing groups, adam was cast out of eden because he ate of the tree of the knollage of good and evil,(religion) the sin that man was born into is that men think that they can know god, and in that knowing act for him.
 

enchanted_one1975

Resident Lycanthrope
QUESTION; is Satan smarter than men?

Ok, I know that there are thousands of different Christian denomination, but they all have some place the devil hold in there great sky musical. So if this does not attack your specific religious dogma I am sorry, just state your dogma and I will get to it in time.

Ok much of what Christians cant explain they call it a “mystery” I like to call it magic but they get all torn up over it.
All I know is it takes smarts, magick, or somegthing else to be able to get down all those chimneys in just one night. I suspect he had something to do with the designation of different time zones. If starts in the east and works west it will give him a few extra hours of night by the time he is done.
 
QUESTION; is Satan smarter than men?

Satan according to the Gospel myth takes Jesus up on a high mountain. There he looks out over the land and tells Jesus he will give him all of those nations before him. So either Satan was ignorant of the Earth as a Globe or he believed Jesus was even dumber. One cannot see the other hemisphere of the Earth from any mountain on Earth (not even Everest.)

Maybe Satan believed like Isiah and others that the world was flat perhaps a disc supported on four large pillars. The Four pillars also imply a flat undersurface to the Earth. So the questions are:

!. Was Satan ignorant and believed he was offering nations all over the (spherical Earth).

2. Or was Satan smart, knowing the Earth's spherical shape and Heliocentric Solar System. His offer was a test to see if Jesus knew about the spherical Earth and Heliocentric Solar System.

Of course it is just a myth anyway. But in the myth theme, either Satan or Jesus was ignorant (especially if either of them actually created the Earth.)

Jesus was apparently ignorant of certain facts. He thought sin caused leprosy. He also assumed people suffering fits, seizure like movements, and crazy behaviour to be demon possessed. As creator he should have known that most of the events with altered consciousness and motor movements were likely epileptic phenomena and the others were likely psychotic illness or a few smoking mushrooms or weeds. Jesus thought blindness was also from sin, and treated it with his own spit. This led to the expression in East London of "Here's spit in your eye.":)

Ardipithecus
 
Friend Greatest I am,

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Probably by playing this game of stupidity and smartness we realise the TRUTH!

The Jewish God was both good and evil. There was no Satan in the Garden of Eden. It was a serpent, a walking and talking serpent. That was silly but Satan did not appear in Jewish belief until after the Persian conquest of Babylon and befriending the Jews by letting them return to Palestine. Zoroastrianism has a Dualistic God system. The Good God of Light is Ahura Mazda or Ormuzd. The Evil God of Darkness is Ahriman or Aingra Maingu. The Zoroastrian Evil God of Darkness became absorbed by the Jews so that they could explain bad things with a "devil" God and not their Good God JHWY.

However, in the early parts of the Satan does no evil. He was not mentioned until inserted later in the Book of Job. Moses who wrote the Genesis Myths did not know of a Satan or Devil. The Dark God was adopted by Judaism sometime after 600 BC. You notice after that time, JHWY no longer goes on Killing sprees, genocides and commanding Israelites to take towns and murder the inhabitance.

Christians in deifying Jesus raised him from a subordinate God (St. Paul's view and Arianism) to a high god. They did that with magically making Jesus to be JHWY and added a third member from Persia Spenta Maingu (Holy Spirit.)

Like Zoroastrianism this introduced an Indo-European Dualistic deity. The Zoroastrian God of Light fights the God of Darkness in the end times. Similarly, Christianity adopted their God Jesus to fight the Dark God Satan in the end times Armageddon. Constantin pushed the unification of Trinitarian Christianity with Mithraism and Sol Invictus to unify the Empire. St. Paul's Arian Christianity was exiled to Persia and the German Kingdoms to the north of the Empire.

Ardipithecus
 

zenzero

Its only a Label
Friend Ardipithecus,

Thank you for sharing the background info about SATAN in different religions.

Personal understanding of of Satan or *DARKNESS* has always been there and *LIGHT* is brought in to dispel darkness. Here Light never can see darkness though darkness is always conscious of light.

Reality is that BOTH this DARKNESS & LIGHT together makes the WHOLE / TAO / etc.

Love & rgds
 

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
Just about anything is smarter than mankind. We're about the only species hell bent on driving itself to extinction.
 

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
That's just the hangover of 2 terms of Bush talking. You need to get out of America. :eek:

Visit Ireland - we'll change your mind :D

You're probably right. But in my defense, it was indeed difficult to retain any faith in humanity through 8 years of Bush/Cheney.
 

sonofskeptish

It is what it is
You're probably right. But in my defense, it was indeed difficult to retain any faith in humanity through 8 years of Bush/Cheney.

Joking aside, when the the Bush administration was given a second term in office, I did lose much faith in humanity.
 

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
Joking aside, when the the Bush administration was given a second term in office, I did lose much faith in humanity.

Joking aside, so did I. Perhaps nothing in modern times has more called into question the viability of representative government than the fact a majority of Americans voted for him for a second term.
 

sonofskeptish

It is what it is
Joking aside, so did I. Perhaps nothing in modern times has more called into question the viability of representative government than the fact a majority of Americans voted for him for a second term.

As a Canadian I remember watching the US elections in awe and disbelief, and seriously questioned my own perception of reality as the results were announced. I was in shock as were many of my family and friends. I was affected by it for some time.

But what gave me back much faith in humanity was being in Germany when Obama won... it will be one of those things I'll always remember... like where I was when 9/11 happened.

The full color newspaper headlines... the coverage on every news channel... the tears of joy and celebrations in the streets (it was like Germany won the World Cup)... I've never seen anything like it.

I know some Americans don't care what the world thinks, but I wonder if they understand what they do think? Anyway, I know I'm derailing the thread, sorry, but I don't feel too bad... the OP appears to be banned.
 

glassman96

"Love One Another"
I would say yes, Satan is smarter than man. Because man does not seek the truth in the one God that can reveal it to him. Man will trust in man and his teachings. This is where Satan works his best, in deceiving mankind. Satan knows scripture better than man and he will use it in a way to deceive man. Man won't put his pride away long enough to try and find the real truth through Jesus Christ. Pride is the darkness of man, sin is born through pride. Anger, jealously, envy, sloth, greed, lust and gluttony are all destructive forces of mankind. We need to overcome the darkness that lives inside us and be filled with the pure love of God.
 
I would say yes, Satan is smarter than man. Because man does not seek the truth in the one God that can reveal it to him. Man will trust in man and his teachings. This is where Satan works his best, in deceiving mankind. Satan knows scripture better than man and he will use it in a way to deceive man. Man won't put his pride away long enough to try and find the real truth through Jesus Christ. Pride is the darkness of man, sin is born through pride. Anger, jealously, envy, sloth, greed, lust and gluttony are all destructive forces of mankind. We need to overcome the darkness that lives inside us and be filled with the pure love of God.

The time when all Europeans believed in the Christian God. It was called love but it was really fear. People were praised for their fear of God. God murdered the whole world in Noah's Flood. He condemned all humans for what two hypothetical ancestors did. That original sin was seeking knowledge. God was invented by War Lords to suppress inquiry, independent thinking, incorrect belief, and penalties for the agents of God could have thinkers burned at the stake, decapitated, hung, or drawn-quartered. The reign of God Fearing Religion is called the Dark Ages.

Light was brought in by dissent, scepticism, analytical thinking, and doubt about religion. It was the Renaissance.

Satan is not a person. He is a metaphor. Satan was supposedly smart. Yet he rebelled against the most powerful, cruel, and vindictive tyrant in the Universe. Yet if Satan believed the scriptures he was destined to lose the final war. Why does he fight on against horrible odds?

I think Satan is the ultimate tragic hero. He fights for human right to think, to question, and to inquire. He fights to loosen the chains of superstition on the human mind, and the shackles of ignorance that keeps us oppressed. He is not real but he is the image of our tragic hero.

Satan or Lucifer is the tragic hero who fights despite knowing he faces defeat. He is like Davey Crockett at the Alamo. He is like Constantine Palaeologos XI the last emperor of Byzantium. He personally led his 7000 defenders of Constantinople against 500,000 Muslim Turks. He lost in 1453 and was seen by Turkish observers to die with his sword swinging and surrounded by six Turks. Even the Turkish Sultan admired him.

My other favourite tragic hero is Leonidas who led 300 Spartan Hoplites holding off a Persian Army at the pass of Thermopylae. All Spartans including Leonidas died fighting an Army claimed to be one million Persians.

I admire people who fight for what is right despite the poor chance of winning. Satan is similar even though he is mythical. He combines all of the heroic qualities of Davey, Constantine XI, and Leonidas who were real life heroes.

If you note in your own scriptures it is God who does all of the evil (setting a sting trap for Adam and Eve.) God also brought the plagues to Egypt killing untold thousands. God had 3000 fellow Jews slain for making a golden calf. God caused the volcanic upheaval along the Jordan Transform Fault/rift destroying Sodom and Gomorrah because some humans sinned. God killed men, women, children, babies, pregnant women and all non-human animals in the Flood and Sodom-Gomorrah.

What evil did Satan do according to your Bible? He tormented Job but that was at the instigation of God.

Poor Satan gets all of the condemnation of skip-dancing shouting, chanting, dancing Televangelists. They never take God to task for putting a tree of Knowledge in the Garden, making it tempting for Adam and Eve to learn knowledge, before man and woman knew right from wrong. That was called a sting operation. Having Israelite Storm Troopers pillage Canaanite cities killing men, women, children, and babies as well as taking virgin girls as sex slaves. This is the so-called good God. Satan did almost nothing wrong in the Bible.

So how come Satan is not to be loved but God who I would fear as a cosmic sadistic killer. How come we are told to love God? Isn't the point that we are expected to fear God and submit abjectly to God's appointed War Lords without opposition. Only God, not Satan, condemns people to burn in Hell forever.

Think! If you could have the power to choose or design your own god, would you really choose JHWY-Jesus. Step outside of your Scriptural Meme programming and think about it.

Ardipithecus

This dilemma never made sense to me..
 
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