Daniel Nicholson
Blasphemous Pryme
And if science does the same?
Here's two ---
The universe created itself before it existed
There is no reason for our being.
Please prove both, or plead the fifth.
To be fair to my original statement, if scientists want to make religious claims, then they should justify them using religion's standards of proof.
1. The universe is infinite and doesn't have a start
2. The reason for our existence is to do experiments with mice and eat birthday cake once a year. That's it.
We know this because the all time greatest scientist in the universe said so. His name was Bob and he lived 5000 years ago, and he was never wrong. And there are thousands of first hand accounts by illiterate peasants that Bob was never wrong, so we know it's true.