Islam will dominate!

[301ouncer]

Nothing like those good old-fashioned morals, for sure. Do you mean the early Caliphs who murdered the Prophet's family, or the Ottoman Caliphs who, on coming to the throne, murdered their own brothers?

I was refering to more civil and peacefull 21st beacon of hope. Every new system as well as believe system had enemies within. i.e the shia, etc just as we see today the world has gathered again to try to re-chain this giant but they will fail just as they failed in the time of the ottoman caliphs vs crusaders.

It is this family members , brothers and sisters that excersicing this beacon of hope I was more or less refering to:

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YouTube - MAN BEHEADS HIS OWN 5 YEAR OLD SISTER

 

[301ouncer]

Does the dictionary you cited have a picture of you beside the definition, 301?

No disrespect intended, of course.

I know I know you all upset with me rejecting your nuggets in order for you fund your new yellow brick road quest to reclaiming your secular lost kingdom.

It fits you excatly like a new 1oz worth of a handmade custom suite. I mean you excercised your miss judgement and foolishly ended up with a dead beat fish n chips seller.

Have you tasted a fish n chips? before?

Both of them yellow in colour, fish n chips and the yellow brick road.

 

[301ouncer]

Yes, You need to be shy but you do not need to be embarraced. I mean if the secular constitution/laws etc are being changed and played with lately, we have no choice but to go back to the founding fathers to re-correct.

It was the only thing I could find of the founding fathers.

 

[Sunstone]

Beer will dominate!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Beer will dominate!

I concur! Beer is the golden liquid that will lead all nations to global peace, just as long as there is enough to go around.

 

[xkatz]

Beer will dominate!

:no: Mango juice is far better.

 

[Sunstone]

:no: Mango juice is far better.

Fermented or unfermented?

 

[The Voice of Reason]

:no: Mango juice is far better.

I had a Mango Dacquiri this week, in Cancun.

Oh - and it was a secular dacquiri.

 

[Sunstone]

Oh - and it was a secular dacquiri.

Let me say this in the nicest possible way: You're going to hell for that.

 

[The Voice of Reason]

Let me say this in the nicest possible way: You're going to hell for that.

You've got to be kidding me.

After all of the breast and butt groping I've done in the last 40+ years, it turns out that the secular dacquiri proves to be my undoing.

Who would've thought?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

After all of the breast and butt groping I've done in the last 40+ years, it turns out that the secular dacquiri proves to be my undoing.

Yup. You should have chosen the safer path and drank a nice cold beer, or warm if your in one of those backwards countries. The golden liquid would have purified your soul, and set you free of the secular sins and evils.

 

[The Voice of Reason]

Yup. You should have chosen the safer path and drank a nice cold beer, or warm if your in one of those backwards countries. The golden liquid would have purified your soul, and set you free of the secular sins and evils.

Do you think its possible to seek (and receive) redemption by soaking in it?

Is it possible that 301 has found the way to heaven in a vat of hops?

 

[Eliot Wild]

Seeing the direction this thread has now taken, we have actually hit upon a sub-topic on which I am somewhat of an expert: drinking.

If God does exist, I bet you he is a scotch drinker.

 

[Kerr]

Yes, You need to be shy but you do not need to be embarraced. I mean if the secular constitution/laws etc are being changed and played with lately, we have no choice but to go back to the founding fathers to re-correct.

It was the only thing I could find of the founding fathers.

Now you are reading what you want into my post again. The facepalm means I find it to be, well, this one may explain it better.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Do you think its possible to seek (and receive) redemption by soaking in it?

All that is required is that you indulge a few times weekly in your favorite lager.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I thought this one was more appropriate:

I actually found a much better one, but it's not RF appropriate.

 

[The Voice of Reason]

If God does exist, I bet you he is a scotch drinker.

How so?

... and what would you say that Muhammed does for a vice?

 

[Kerr]

I thought this one was more appropriate:

I actually found a much better one, but it's not RF appropriate.

Lol, now you made me curious. Can you PM the not-RF-appropriate one to me?

 

[Eliot Wild]

How so?

... and what would you say that Muhammed does for a vice?

Scotch is the nectar of the gods. I've always said if I were stranded on a remote island with only one thing to take with me, it would be an endless supply of scotch. But that's just me; I'm a drunk.

As for Muhammad's vice(s) . . . I don't want to touch that one due to the jeopardy in might place me in from some of his more radical followers.

I'm a drunk and a coward.

 

[The Voice of Reason]

I'm a drunk and a coward.

A noble endeavor in it's own right.