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Jehovah's Witness cartoon suggests to Children that magic-themed toys make Jehovah 'sad'

kjw47

Well-Known Member
If pretend magic leads to real magic, we would have a whole lot of kids casting spells, but we don't, do we.
If I were to pull the "got your nose" trick on a JW after they came to my door, would they flip out and have a melt down?
Seriously, the world has enough real life problems that no rational, sensible person would waste their time spazzing over kooky spooky nonsense like this. It's rather embarrassing, really.



You should tell Jesus those words--He said---Man does not live by bread alone but by every utterance from God. It might be nonsense to the darkness but its very serious to God. Kind of like parents handing valentines day to their children. Satan makes it look loving and sharing--how can that be bad---CUPID-- a real life false god worshipped by mortals for centuries--Gods #1 commandment--thou shalt not have any other gods before your face--yet parents hand this to their children--Why??? Their teachers are blind guides.
 

Saint Frankenstein

Here for the ride
Premium Member
Mortals of earth are so blind it isn't funny. Satan beat 99% of you centuries ago. God hates the occult--yet mortal parents hand this to their own children. They laugh off the things of satan to fit in. Why? They do not know God or his son or the adversary.
The encyclopedias are filled with the true knowledge of the pagan practices off the table of demons in both Christmas and Easter--valentines day--etc. God says one CANNOT partake off that table and off his table--But the blind guides do not warn and many are being mislead into partaking off the wrong table--satan makes it look good to the mortal heart-2Cor 11:12-15)--He has done it from the beginning. One of his best tools= From generation to generation, from parent to child--wicked practices to Gods view handed down. because it looks good to the mortal heart--same reason they will worship the image of the beast--not because it looks bad but because it looks good.
So how many witches have you burned lately? I despise this sort of stupid superstitious **** because people kill others over it all the time, including children. It's dangerous to believe that crap and your ridiculous cult encourages that sort of thinking. You should be ashamed.
 

shmogie

Well-Known Member
Wow what a haughty post--You cannot prove a single truth in error. The FACTS of history have already proved you in error .
Your facts of history are made up of untrue history, you sir, or madam, are in historical error in what you purport to be history. Nineteenth century history that has been supplanted by modern discoveries.
 

Father Heathen

Veteran Member
You should tell Jesus those words--He said---Man does not live by bread alone but by every utterance from God. It might be nonsense to the darkness but its very serious to God. Kind of like parents handing valentines day to their children. Satan makes it look loving and sharing--how can that be bad---CUPID-- a real life false god worshipped by mortals for centuries--Gods #1 commandment--thou shalt not have any other gods before your face--yet parents hand this to their children--Why??? Their teachers are blind guides.

I just sat down with Jesus and had a beer with him. We discussed the matter and he agreed with me that the JWs are waaay too uptight and overly obsessed with trivial, petty, and inconsequential matters. We had a good chuckle, but then he mentioned that he was saddened and confused as to why JWs don't focus on more important and meaningful things, such as the rampant sexual abuse of children that occurs within their congregations and the ensuing cover ups.

Also, do JWs use a different calendar? The days and many of the months are named after various gods. :O
 

SomeRandom

Still learning to be wise
Staff member
Premium Member
Well, when my daughters were young, I had a collection of live tarantula's from all over the world, they played with them. My friend's example is a poor one, or, was I a bad parent ? It continues into adulthood, my oldest daughter will be part of a study expedition in the jungles of Panama this month, the subject ? Bats. I guess I have a lot ro account for !
If you took safety precautions and treated the spiders humanely, then I strongly doubt anyone will call you a bad parent. Hell as an Australian tarantulas are something we just shrug at. We grow up around snakes, spiders and other deadly creatures. Tarantulas? Pfft, it's just a hairy spider, so what?
I remember my arachnophobic cousin would gladly welcome wild Daddy Long Legs into her room when we were kids. Because that was far more preferable than a red back.
As a youngling in Aus you learn to instinctively crush your shoe before wearing it, lest a baby huntsman has made it their bed during the night. As a Queenslander kid, we often went out on "expeditions" to kill cane toads at night. (Because they are in fact a menace to our own equally deadly wildlife.)
Meh I say, meh.
 
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shmogie

Well-Known Member
If you took safety precautions and treated the spiders humanely, then I strongly doubt anyone will call you a bad parent. Hell as an Australian tarantulas are something we just shrug at. We grow up around snakes, spiders and other deadly creatures. Tarantulas? Pfft, it's just a hairy spider, so what?
I remember my arachnophobic cousin would gladly welcome wild Daddy Long Legs into her room when we were kids. Because that was far more preferable than a red back.
As a youngling in Aus you learn to instinctively crush your shoe before wearing it, lest a baby huntsman has made it their bed during the night. As a Queenslander kid, we often went out on "expeditions" to kill cane toads at night. (Because they are in fact a menace to our own equally deadly wildlife.)
Meh I say, meh.
Yep, you guyś have some bad dudes down there ! I live in Arizona, and we have a lot of rattlers. They warn you when you approach or move if they come up on you. With treatment in a reasonable amount of time, you can survive a bite from them. In Oz, you guyś have a number more deadly than rattlers, that use stealth and never warn you. Your brown snake gives me the creeps !
 

The Kilted Heathen

Crow FreyjasmaðR
What exactly do you mean by "what we believe in?"
Heathenry, Paganism, and in general people who practice magic today. Figured that was fairly obvious.

God is the author of all right, satan is the author of all wrong.
Prove it. (See, remember when I said admission of beliefs as fact is your problem? You're doing that here). Given that you're continuing to also make the association of "carving runes on rocks = Nazism", you must also prove to show just what makes carving runes intrinsically Nazi.

There is only one measuring stick, and no matter what you believe or don't believe, what you can do or not do, if it doesn't measure up to the one standard, it is wrong and if you think it's right, or even just OK, you have been duped, and if only by example, you are being used to dupe others.
Prove it.

Am I judging your soul, nope, not my job and waaaay above my grade.
Empty words from someone doing a damn lot of judging, and putting the horse before the cart to compare my religious beliefs to Nazis. The Nazis also had parades; do you go to parades? Well then you're pretty much a Nazi. See how ridiculous that sounds?

Lets talk about proof.
Yes, let's.

I am a jury of one, I have carefully weighed the evidence and reached a verdict I know is right.
Goody for you. If you're going to use that verdict to judge others - which you have, here in this thread - then the burden of proof, evidence, whatever the hell you want to call it rests with you. Back up your statements asserted as fact, or don't make them at all.
 

SomeRandom

Still learning to be wise
Staff member
Premium Member
Yep, you guyś have some bad dudes down there ! I live in Arizona, and we have a lot of rattlers. They warn you when you approach or move if they come up on you. With treatment in a reasonable amount of time, you can survive a bite from them. In Oz, you guyś have a number more deadly than rattlers, that use stealth and never warn you. Your brown snake gives me the creeps !
Tis true. Even in school and work, learning basic first aid usually contains strategies for various poisonous bites lol. Once on a school trip we had to role play a snake bite so we knew what to do and that was I think when I was about 12/13.
I also remember narrowly avoiding a red belly black as a kid, just in my cousin's backyard! Taipans, Browns, we have em all lol. And of course the time honoured tradition of walking around the house with a can of raid everytime one comes back from holidays. Because Huntsmans are always waiting for you to give you a welcome home lol
Straya!!
 
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Deeje

Avid Bible Student
Premium Member
Yep, you guyś have some bad dudes down there ! I live in Arizona, and we have a lot of rattlers. They warn you when you approach or move if they come up on you. With treatment in a reasonable amount of time, you can survive a bite from them. In Oz, you guyś have a number more deadly than rattlers, that use stealth and never warn you. Your brown snake gives me the creeps !

Its the King Browns and tiger snakes you have to worry about. Lost a malamute to a King Brown...he fought with it and killed it but not before it had struck him a couple of times. Broke my heart. :(

Tiger snakes will chase you. Lots of venomous critters here, but we are used to them, especially in the rurals.

I've got to admit that Huntsman's are a favorite of mine (they are all named Dave, ya know) .....can never kill them no matter how big and hairy they are. They don't bite, or spin webs and they kill other nasties....they just hide in strange places and have a habit of jumping out in front of you. Arachnophobes shouldn't live in Oz. :eek:
 

Buddha Dharma

Dharma Practitioner
God hates the occult--yet mortal parents hand this to their own children.

Isn't associating 'the occult' with an action figure overacting a bit?

They laugh off the things of satan to fit in.

You make it sound like we knowingly promote Satan or something- even if we don't believe in him. Like this is all some big conspiracy by non-believers.

They do not know God or his son or the adversary.

Okay, so now we don't know the adversary? You literally just said we know the things of Satan.

The encyclopedias are filled with the true knowledge of the pagan practices off the table of demons in both Christmas and Easter--valentines day--etc. God says one CANNOT partake off that table and off his table

Yep. Let's never pass up an opportunity to slam Christmas...

Not that I'm denying it's pagan or anything, but let's be honest about why JWs do it. To feel all self-important and holy above other Christians...
 

Kelly of the Phoenix

Well-Known Member
Paul murdered and incited murder of Christians, he stopped doing it
And ruined the Way in the process. But, hey, change is change.

You are wrong once again about Paul, you say he didn´t want anything to do with them, he preached to them.
Anyone can preach. Jesus actually hung out with people outside of sermonizing.

I'm going to shamelessly sidetrack the conversation here for a second...
I have been duly chastised in the great nerd war, LOL. I only saw the movies. :) <3

Children outside of marriage was once immoral, now it is moral.
It's always been more moral for the man than the woman.

Drug addiction was once immoral, now it is becoming more and more moral.
Drugs were a large component of many religions.

Read Revelation and tell me the guy wasn't wasted.

Aggression against those who speak about an idea was immoral, now it is moral.
How do you figure? The bible and the rest of human history describe LOTS of aggression against ideas.

The freedom of speech was moral, now it is immoral.
Since when? Are you confusing the Constitution with reality?

No it's not. It's available from YouTube. It can be searched on YouTube. It's brought up if any of the words are searched for. Who published it? JW.org. If it's not intended for public distribution, then why did your church publicly distribute it? Oh, but it's "for your kids". Well what if my kid sees it too, and is now scared of your vengeful child-god in the sky? What do I tell them if they start worrying needlessly that their toys are evil, because this trash video told them so?
Telltale Atheist has a lot of responses to them. Dear GOD, they are horrendous (the original vids, not the responses). He made a good point that in many of these cartoon ones with the one family, it's never GOD who is upset with the kids, but usually MOM. GOD never appears in the videos. The kids are only being told by their parents that GOD wants whatever.

Stated where? Biblically, that is, not JW literature. It's crystal clear from Job - I even color coded it for ease - that Satan cannot act without permission from Yahweh. So he is not given "free access" to act of his own accord.
Yeah, he's not Maleficient. All the angels were invited to the inservice. He was an angel, so he showed up because God told him to.

This contradicts your claim that Yahweh granted him free reign to sow chaos. If your god wants to remove rebels from his plans, he - supposedly all-powerful - would remove them.
Yes, the majority of the bible would be just a few pages if God actually used any of His superpowers in an intelligent way.

Your hunger for a villain past your own shortcomings casts a darker shadow on your god than anything I've said, and relegates his temperament to your whims and biases.
Amen.

What kind of god feels threatened by make believe and imagination?
The kind with no real objective existence. If you don't clap your hands, Tinkerbell dies.

First, we know we are right because God says so.
God's not the bible. Is He trapped in there, do you think? Maybe Ragin' has some sort of incantation we can use to free our wonderful Lord from the pages of a book.

In any event, I humbly submit that if any church is having or is concerned with a doll overpowering Christians and their faith, then the problem may be with the religion rather than a powerless Holy Spirit.
It was blasphemous enough to say that God can be chased out of human schools. Now God can be scared of action figures. This WAS the God Whose armies were defeated by chariots of iron, though, so I guess we shouldn't have been TOO surprised.

We are all free moral agents, so continue to carve your rocks, chant your spells, use the power you may have tapped. I guarantee you that you will know without a doubt, the answer to Christś question ´what is truth ?¨
Truth is Power. There is only Power. Who uses it in what name is ultimately irrelevant to the history of the universe.

It is written that faith can move mountains.
And yet Jesus never does while Kid Krishna picks one up like an umbrella.

The boy had none of these things. It was purely his imagination.
Yeah, when Chucky starts talking to you without his batteries, THEN you can worry. :)

It is not magical. Its a toy. The mother is using the toy as a way to teach witchcraft. Instead, the mother should clarify the Difference between imagination and witchcraft...
The mom would be this person, definitely:
Idiot thinks Spielberg killed a triceratops

Our Infant schools are for kids up to 7 years, after that they become juniors.
I've heard of infantilizing people, but that's just sad.

We all love to hear childless folks telling the World about rearing kids!
All adults should have been kids at one time and can tell from how they were raised what worked and what didn't. Also, I have a degree in psychology and child development was an easy A for me.

God is the author of all right, satan is the author of all wrong
According to whom and with what biblical justification, since God does PLENTY of horrible things and all Satan can really be accused of in the scenes where he actually appears is being a dick who brings up things no one wants to talk about.

I also remember narrowly avoiding a red belly black as a kid, just in my cousin's backyard!
My brother and I (and some neighbor kids) got into trouble because we were using a REALLY long branch to touch a large snake (I dunno, maybe 3-4 feet long) trying to get up a tree. Turns out it was a copperhead. My father, narcissistic sociopath that he was, still beheaded and kinda creamed the poor thing to protect us. I don't even like killing snakes NOW. They do their job and I do mine and we'll all be fine. :)

Isn't associating 'the occult' with an action figure overacting a bit?
Funny how it's never occult to say a book is literally God's Word.
 

The Kilted Heathen

Crow FreyjasmaðR
Yeah, he's not Maleficient. All the angels were invited to the inservice. He was an angel, so he showed up because God told him to.
Okay, sidetracking for just a sec yet again...

The royal court were royal dicks. In medieval culture, a royal christening was a public social event - a huge deal. Not being invited was an insult so severe that it could instigate a duel to the death. The king and queen's first mistake was inviting the "good" fairies, and not inviting Maleficent; it would have been better not to invite any of the Fae Court. Instead, not inviting her is a giant royal middle finger. So they're already on her bad side, but she shows up and gives them a chance to apologize. They insult her. So then she curses their daughter. What sucks for them is that had they invited Maleficent, by customs of courtesy and etiquette she - and the other fairies - would have been expected to give Aurora amazingly powerful gifts as the Fae Court tried to outdo one another.
 

kjw47

Well-Known Member
So how many witches have you burned lately? I despise this sort of stupid superstitious **** because people kill others over it all the time, including children. It's dangerous to believe that crap and your ridiculous cult encourages that sort of thinking. You should be ashamed.



We are taught LOVE--- Wicked hearts twist things into oblivion.
Jesus brought a new covenant= LOVE--we are no longer under Mosaic law---- mortals need to keep up to date.
There is no killing witches, no killing at all in fact. One cannot kill if they love.
 

kjw47

Well-Known Member
Your facts of history are made up of untrue history, you sir, or madam, are in historical error in what you purport to be history. Nineteenth century history that has been supplanted by modern discoveries.


The encyclopedias( FACT of mortal history) assures all of the pagan practices off the table of demons added to many celebrations or the celebrations began as pagan holidays. My teachers were wise enough to warn us to be no part of this satan ruled world--here you are fighting to be apart of satans world--all of creation( that knows anything) can see it
 

kjw47

Well-Known Member
I just sat down with Jesus and had a beer with him. We discussed the matter and he agreed with me that the JWs are waaay too uptight and overly obsessed with trivial, petty, and inconsequential matters. We had a good chuckle, but then he mentioned that he was saddened and confused as to why JWs don't focus on more important and meaningful things, such as the rampant sexual abuse of children that occurs within their congregations and the ensuing cover ups.

Also, do JWs use a different calendar? The days and many of the months are named after various gods. :O



1Cor 10:21= satan has 99% beat from centuries ago.
Paedophilia is NOT covered up--It is NOT acceptable whatsoever--You listen to apostate reasonings.
 

kjw47

Well-Known Member
Isn't associating 'the occult' with an action figure overacting a bit?



You make it sound like we knowingly promote Satan or something- even if we don't believe in him. Like this is all some big conspiracy by non-believers.



Okay, so now we don't know the adversary? You literally just said we know the things of Satan.



Yep. Let's never pass up an opportunity to slam Christmas...

Not that I'm denying it's pagan or anything, but let's be honest about why JWs do it. To feel all self-important and holy above other Christians...


We warn of things that come off the table of demons--like the additives in Christmas--God says no matter what you think you do for him or have love for him if one partakes off the table of demons--anything they do for God counts as 0. 1Cor 10:21) God said one cannot partake of that table and his table. It has nothing to do with feeling superior--It has everything to do with many missing entrance into Gods kingdom because they must fit in now.
Jesus will slam Christmas.
 

Prestor John

Well-Known Member
My friend showed me this video on YouTube the other day. I had no idea Jehovah's Witnesses even produced cartoons. Nonetheless, I found the message of the video not only odd, but subtly authoritarian in nature. I'll let you judge for yourself:


Seems that playing pretend with an action figure is rather an odd thing for 'Jehovah' to get upset about, no?
Yeah, I don't agree with it and I don't think Jesus (Jehovah) minds kids playing make believe with their dollies.
 

savagewind

Veteran Member
Premium Member
We are taught LOVE--- Wicked hearts twist things into oblivion.
Jesus brought a new covenant= LOVE--we are no longer under Mosaic law---- mortals need to keep up to date.
There is no killing witches, no killing at all in fact. One cannot kill if they love.
Do Jehovah's Witnesses not teach anymore that God and Jesus will come finally to kill all the bad people?
 

savagewind

Veteran Member
Premium Member
1Cor 10:21= satan has 99% beat from centuries ago.
Paedophilia is NOT covered up--It is NOT acceptable whatsoever--You listen to apostate reasonings.
Child abuse in the Christian Congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses was committed by certain JWs before I ever heard of JWs. Then, I was a JW for twenty years and not one time did I hear that I should watch out for brothers and sisters with my children. But what I did hear many, many times was that the Christian Congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses, "is a spiritual paradise".
 
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