But the problem with saying he's buried is that "resurrections" only seem to happen when someone is left out in the air or entombed, like Juliet. Jesus wouldn't be waking up after dirt aspiration.
Did the Roman centurion write a letter going "Oh, wow, this nice guy whose people we're slaughtering fixed up my lover servant real good"? There are scenes where only the Jewish authorities were really witnesses, so where is THEIR stuff? Do any temple inventories coincide with Jesus' tantrum?
Which witnesses? I thought they had all run off.
The problem with everything in the bible is that many people ignore political elements and such. Was he doing it to be nice or because it was offensive to have him on the cross on a Saturday?
So, if I go to interview Westboro Baptist Church and they say that gays bring hurricanes, I should take them at their word and consider it historical?
Like Jedi. Being alive in a time where clearly fictional stories are seriously considered religions tells me a lot about how ancient religions started. First, there were some campfire stories. Then, people started arguing about them. Next, people started killing each other over them. Finally, the winners declared the stories true with cosmic significance.