Left-hand

[Atomist]

Because Skwisquak clearly said that left-handedness is an abomination. It says so right there in the holy text.

Don't ask me why Skwisquak has a problem with it, I'm not the Lord!

I don't think you get it... Skwisquak is fictional, but the christian god is real. There is no parallel. I mean unless you can demonstrate that Skwisquak's holy text is infallible and that nothing in it contradicts itself like the bible... (good luck with that since the bible is infallible and says that there are no other gods but Yahweh and therefore that proves that your religion is false).

So yeah... that's why homosexuality is wrong because the one true god Yahweh is against it.

;-) (Poe's law)

 

[The Neo Nerd]

um, i just received a revelation from skwisquak. Gingers and near-gingers are saints, you hear me? Saints!! :angel2:

praise the lord in his infinite wisdom

 

[stlekee]

Damn, I can't tell by looking at them whose lefthanded or not. I'll just keep my eye out for anyone whose letters lean the wrong way.

 

[dust1n]

What if I punch a leftie with my left arm? Is that ok?

 

[Zadok]

Hello,

We at the Church for Really Awesome People fell that there's an important subject that isn't being talked about these days: that is left-handedness. Our lord Skwisquak has told us through His revealed word that left-handedness is a shameful, unnatural abomination. Don't ask me why Skwisquak has a problem with it, who are you to question the Lord?

There is a myth being perpetrated that these so-called "lefties" are born that way, and that they're unable to change which hand is dominant, but that can't be true -- after all, why would God do that to them? Clearly with enough prayer and hard work we can rehabilitate these poor lost souls.

We at CRAP do make a distinction between the sin and the sinner, so we welcome lefties to our church as long as they refrain from ever doing things with their hands. Ever.

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(Dear mods, this isn't a joke so please don't move to the joke section; it's a parody to see how people think this is different from many religion's stances on homosexuality)

A very good friend of mine is right side dominant. It does not matter if he was born that way or not because his brain has become wired according to how he learned and lived growing up. In fact many things we humans do and think is a product of this wiring because of early preference. We cannot play a musical instrument until we have practiced enough for our brain to wire our talent. In fact what we think is color is a result of our brain wiring. A baby will not distinguish color until it learns or wires it brain to interpret certain electrical magnetic waves to a specific color (see the Book: “Your Brain on Music”).

Back to my friend. As an adult my friend’s right hand was blown off. Gone. Wonder of wonder, even though my friend remains right dominant he has become left handed. It was not easy and took time but by his will he has become left handed and altered his brain and its wiring even though he may have even been born right handed.

I am a big believer that we can reshape ourselves by our will. We can will ourselves to anything. We can will ourselves to be right or left handed as my friend. And BTW. The world was designed for right handed people. Even a screwdriver is a right handed for tightening screws. Those that refuse to learn to use their right hand to match what society has defined can survive but with a disadvantage.

Zadok

 

[Atomist]

I am a big believer that we can reshape ourselves by our will. We can will ourselves to anything. We can will ourselves to be right or left handed as my friend. And BTW. The world was designed for right handed people. Even a screwdriver is a right handed for tightening screws. Those that refuse to learn to use their right hand to match what society has defined can survive but with a disadvantage.

So what your saying is that it's the person fault if they choose to be homosexual/left handed since they could overcome such disadvantages?

The world is also designed for men... particularly white men... maybe if you will yourself you can be a white man if your a black woman.

I'm a natural lefty I do everything with my left except writing because I was forced to write with my right by my mom and I still vividly remember it... pretty traumatic. Anyways lefties/homosexuals are at a disadvantage anyways regardless of what they do...

I don't think you understand how hard it is to be forced to write with your non-dominant hand... here try this... force yourself to write with your left hand for the next 2 months and tell me how it goes.

 

[stlekee]

Atomist wrote:

I don't think you understand how hard it is to be forced to write with your non-dominant hand... here try this... force yourself to write with your left hand for the next 2 months and tell me how it goes.



Now you go too far !! Its enought that I have to pretend to accept these 'lefties'. But the thought of what you suggest....my lord !!!

 

[monta]

I don't think you understand how hard it is to be forced to write with your non-dominant hand... here try this... force yourself to write with your left hand for the next 2 months and tell me how it goes.

DO not fall for this trick, Classic LEFTIE RECRUITMENT TACTIC!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Atomist]

Now you go too far !! Its enought that I have to pretend to accept these 'lefties'. But the thought of what you suggest....my lord !!!

DO not fall for this trick, Classic LEFTIE RECRUITMENT TACTIC!!!!!!!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Join us, join us, join us...